• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If आप spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If आप hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing बैटमैन underwear and a सुपरमैन cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 द्वारा 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling प्रशंसक is on. A ceiling प्रशंसक can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit द्वारा a ceiling fan.
• When आप hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six साल old can start a आग with a flint rock even though a 36 साल old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four साल old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O आप put in a swimming pool आप still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials दिखाना they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ओवन before आप turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The आग department in Austin, TX has a 5 मिनट response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make बिल्ली dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If आप spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If आप hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing बैटमैन underwear and a सुपरमैन cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 द्वारा 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling प्रशंसक is on. A ceiling प्रशंसक can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit द्वारा a ceiling fan.
• When आप hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six साल old can start a आग with a flint rock even though a 36 साल old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four साल old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O आप put in a swimming pool आप still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials दिखाना they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ओवन before आप turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The आग department in Austin, TX has a 5 मिनट response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make बिल्ली dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope आप realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good फ्रेंड्स don't let आप do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! आप actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If आप met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope आप realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good फ्रेंड्स don't let आप do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! आप actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If आप met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT तारीख, दिनांक IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when आप hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when आप hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry या प्यार आप more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave आप with my ring and this last letter.
I have लॉस्ट myself and don't try to call me या come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to आप and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if आप let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and आप too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
आप will have your own life, everything आप wanted with you.
आप will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm बिस्तर when your old, knowing that आप did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I प्यार you, I प्यार आप so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry या प्यार आप more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave आप with my ring and this last letter.
I have लॉस्ट myself and don't try to call me या come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to आप and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if आप let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and आप too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
आप will have your own life, everything आप wanted with you.
आप will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm बिस्तर when your old, knowing that आप did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I प्यार you, I प्यार आप so much...
~Reah
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach आप all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now आप know how to do it!
Now, if आप want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and दिखाना your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if आप win, आप get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If आप are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now आप know how to do it!
Now, if आप want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and दिखाना your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if आप win, आप get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If आप are a winner check everything on your profile.
Just decided to write something random! My first लेख so टिप्पणी दे if आप want!!! या not!
Why am I लेखन this?
Why is it hot या cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is फैन्पॉप fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
Why am I लेखन this?
Why is it hot या cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is फैन्पॉप fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.