बिना सोचे समझे Article: Canada24 reviews हैलोवीन 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

Canada24 reviews हैलोवीन 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

posted by Canada24

Welcome of my हैलोवीन inspired movie reviews.

I been पढ़ना many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his हैलोवीन review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the फिल्में became worse and worse.. Even after हैलोवीन H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy फिल्में are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming और and और of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head द्वारा the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.

The main villain is "flex affably evil". He has a "different" kinda mask.. A smile. A false प्यार for childrun.. Its revealed what his TRUE motive is.. That when childrun wear the masks he gives them and watch the commerical, it triggers a clip on the mask, and posions the child wearing it. And the mask than unleashes snakes and shit, which assumably would kill the parents.

And he does it simply because it "amuses him".. Also because he wants to bring back the darker aspects of Halloween.. But mostly because "mass murder is hilarious".

A large point to this movie is the boldness of the ending.. In the पूर्व movies, Michael was 'killed' at the end of each of his rampages. Here? The bad guy is stopped and yet he still wins, with Challis's harrowing scream telling us that a lot of people are going to die that Halloween. Naturally, not awesome in the sense that thousands of children will probably die, but most horror films end with the threat over; हैलोवीन III doesn't.

So.. I give this movie 4 out of 5. Grab some friends, and watch this for a हैलोवीन movie.. आप hopefully will not be disappointed..

HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!

गढ़, महल

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बिना सोचे समझे Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: हे joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: हे miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed द्वारा freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i कहा who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive आप this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i कहा that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

Lady

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चोटी, शीर्ष FIVE BEST MODERN SHOWS - द्वारा Canada24

posted by Canada24

1: SMILING FRIENDS:

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Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make आप feel that they do see each other as फ्रेंड्स and care about one another, as where in...

Time Mastery Simplified with Time Calculator

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Octordle is a लोकप्रिय word game based on Wordle

posted by Sila12

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और than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you.
I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Smart insult कोट्स

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes आप so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told आप to be yourself simply couldn’t have दिया आप worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t आप have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let आप mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are आप always this stupid या are आप making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission.

If आप took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d प्यार to help आप out…now, which way did आप come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ऐनीमे Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome स्रोत of entertainment that's basically Japanese कार्टून often inspired द्वारा manga, या Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost प्यार every one I see. And this सूची is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him आप met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]

9. Come घर saying आप found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a सड़क, स्ट्रीट named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

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Chuck Norris can strangle आप with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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posted by karpach_14

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Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then आप can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the बीयर, बियर gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket या कोट if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub क्विज़ the other दिन I लॉस्ट द्वारा one point. The सवाल was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

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It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that सेब has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing खरीडिए that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some बमवर्षक, बॉम्बर jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Most लोकप्रिय ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly लोकप्रिय with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming और common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us द्वारा our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....