I been पढ़ना many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his हैलोवीन review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..
Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the फिल्में became worse and worse.. Even after हैलोवीन H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy फिल्में are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming और and और of a troll..
Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head द्वारा the end of the film..
It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
The main villain is "flex affably evil". He has a "different" kinda mask.. A smile. A false प्यार for childrun.. Its revealed what his TRUE motive is.. That when childrun wear the masks he gives them and watch the commerical, it triggers a clip on the mask, and posions the child wearing it. And the mask than unleashes snakes and shit, which assumably would kill the parents.
And he does it simply because it "amuses him".. Also because he wants to bring back the darker aspects of Halloween.. But mostly because "mass murder is hilarious".
A large point to this movie is the boldness of the ending.. In the पूर्व movies, Michael was 'killed' at the end of each of his rampages. Here? The bad guy is stopped and yet he still wins, with Challis's harrowing scream telling us that a lot of people are going to die that Halloween. Naturally, not awesome in the sense that thousands of children will probably die, but most horror films end with the threat over; हैलोवीन III doesn't.
So.. I give this movie 4 out of 5. Grab some friends, and watch this for a हैलोवीन movie.. आप hopefully will not be disappointed..
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!
DEMENTED POEMS
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
… So YIIK is a game
Okay, so a lot of you, या hell, all of आप are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are आप doing this time?” All two of आप that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a साल पूर्व on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Okay, so a lot of you, या hell, all of आप are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are आप doing this time?” All two of आप that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a साल पूर्व on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
