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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they दिखाना up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this लेख has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. आप fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the शीर्षक alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic पियानो Here*

♫Sometimes आप feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫

♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫

♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother या a prick!
♫Or else I'll have आप all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫

*More Sad पियानो For Ya'll*

♫So I got घर from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the तोप was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫

♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫

♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫

(Even though it's not.)

*Play That Sad Piano*

♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way आप can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫

♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight या gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫

♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫

♫Even though it's not!♫

♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫

*More Epic पियानो Solo Goodness*

♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫

♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time द्वारा beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫


Wait, that doesn't rhyme...

♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed द्वारा all of humankiiiiiind....♫

♫Yeah I'm sure आप know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫

♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫

♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫

♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫


(Take my life.)
 An original dumbass melody written द्वारा Deathding in 2018.
An original dumbass melody written by Deathding in 2018.
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my पासवर्ड for फैन्पॉप and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the टिप्पणियाँ and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up द्वारा itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind आप once आप get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a सेकंड thought,it wasn't until the fifth साल that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months पूर्व i was घर alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As आप have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose आप can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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added by blackpanther666
Source: गूगल तस्वीरें
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm और of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the लोकप्रिय website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays आप had to do in a week...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the लोकप्रिय children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public संगीत performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage संगीत festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built द्वारा Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity द्वारा destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who चुरा लिया the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to शामिल होइए Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's फ्रेंड्स GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies द्वारा sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my दिल with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made द्वारा a god that lived in...
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Yeah आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did बैटमैन say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a तिल have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A बत्तख, बतख walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The बत्तख, बतख doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
हे everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that बास द्वारा Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a प्रशंसक club about u and make the लेख their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then द्वारा all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends हैलोवीन eve. या U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and चोटी, शीर्ष me.
posted by TheNyackers
हे everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes आप all know that sing All About बास we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About बास spoof या parody लेख will get to decide what our अगला लेख should be about and we will make a प्रशंसक club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and आप can't use your लेख to diss या make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to रिपोर्ट आप than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our लेखाए

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells आप it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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