Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this लेख has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. आप fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the शीर्षक alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic पियानो Here*
♫Sometimes आप feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother या a prick!
♫Or else I'll have आप all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad पियानो For Ya'll*
♫So I got घर from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the तोप was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way आप can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight या gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic पियानो Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time द्वारा beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed द्वारा all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure आप know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what आप heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
An original dumbass melody written by Deathding in 2018.
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week आप eat या want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 या 10.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, आप never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
