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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing द्वारा a पेड़ overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.

JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!

STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.



#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when आप whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...

"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"


#3:
An old woman begs आप to find her fiancee. आप ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone पढ़ना that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally लॉस्ट it, या she's dead too, and this whole time आप were talking to a ghost.


#4:
आप do a innocent mission of getting some फूल for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till आप find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.


#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When आप finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the खलिहान door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the खलिहान rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, आप see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women आप save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, या tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones आप were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and आप almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.


#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". शीर्षक pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides द्वारा and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, या his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as आप save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when आप meet her again several weeks later), but had it been और realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.


#7:
When आप take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when आप realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. बंदूकों do too.


#8:
Being attacked द्वारा a bear..


#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite आप for a "bite" and turn their बंदूकों on आप if आप decline, and more. One of the और disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting अगला to a dead man, likely a friend या relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.


#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought आप were dead", to the zombie of their lover या family member.. Espically if आप don't save them.
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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach आप what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF आप HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if आप have no life, आप know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if आप do it, you'll have a life. And if आप have a life, then आप wouldn't...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE आप AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let आप go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, आप and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck आप for being interested in things, आप stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, आप guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do आप want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings आप want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an लेख I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of आप who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player द्वारा the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, या added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, प्यार this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like आप see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming या seem polite. या he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, या worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear और of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? या simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a फूल in the yard. I tried to plant it द्वारा the Sandbox, but Lisa कहा that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for दिखाना and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa कहा people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the वीरांगना, अमेज़न River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every दिन of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy या grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years पूर्व and never finished it so..... HERE आप GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, चालीसपद, सेंटीपेड and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed द्वारा Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I प्यार this show, but it become less and less लोकप्रिय after Charlie left. And the producers...
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