#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing द्वारा a पेड़ overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.
JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!
STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.
#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when आप whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...
"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"
#3:
An old woman begs आप to find her fiancee. आप ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone पढ़ना that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally लॉस्ट it, या she's dead too, and this whole time आप were talking to a ghost.
#4:
आप do a innocent mission of getting some फूल for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till आप find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.
#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When आप finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the खलिहान door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the खलिहान rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, आप see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women आप save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, या tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones आप were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and आप almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.
#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". शीर्षक pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides द्वारा and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, या his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as आप save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when आप meet her again several weeks later), but had it been और realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.
#7:
When आप take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when आप realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. बंदूकों do too.
#8:
Being attacked द्वारा a bear..
#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite आप for a "bite" and turn their बंदूकों on आप if आप decline, and more. One of the और disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting अगला to a dead man, likely a friend या relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.
#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought आप were dead", to the zombie of their lover या family member.. Espically if आप don't save them.
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing द्वारा a पेड़ overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.
JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!
STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.
#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when आप whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...
"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"
#3:
An old woman begs आप to find her fiancee. आप ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone पढ़ना that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally लॉस्ट it, या she's dead too, and this whole time आप were talking to a ghost.
#4:
आप do a innocent mission of getting some फूल for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till आप find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.
#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When आप finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the खलिहान door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the खलिहान rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, आप see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women आप save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, या tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones आप were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and आप almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.
#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". शीर्षक pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides द्वारा and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, या his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as आप save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when आप meet her again several weeks later), but had it been और realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.
#7:
When आप take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when आप realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. बंदूकों do too.
#8:
Being attacked द्वारा a bear..
#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite आप for a "bite" and turn their बंदूकों on आप if आप decline, and more. One of the और disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting अगला to a dead man, likely a friend या relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.
#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought आप were dead", to the zombie of their lover या family member.. Espically if आप don't save them.
Yeah आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
हे everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that बास द्वारा Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a प्रशंसक club about u and make the लेख their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then द्वारा all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends हैलोवीन eve. या U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and चोटी, शीर्ष me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO