(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS लेख MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that आप want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that आप don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an लेख maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. आप won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass लेख be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly दिखाना your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at लेखन articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the टिप्पणियाँ below, and I hope आप enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If आप need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, आप know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to दिखाना just how much effort आप put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS लेख MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that आप want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that आप don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an लेख maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. आप won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass लेख be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly दिखाना your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at लेखन articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the टिप्पणियाँ below, and I hope आप enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If आप need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, आप know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to दिखाना just how much effort आप put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
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~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are प्रशंसकों of ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 प्रशंसकों are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are प्रशंसकों of ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 प्रशंसकों are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
Again डिज़्नी has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her चप्पल falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her चप्पल falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
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