"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS लेख MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that आप want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that आप don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an लेख maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. आप won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass लेख be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly दिखाना your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at लेखन articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the टिप्पणियाँ below, and I hope आप enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If आप need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, आप know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to दिखाना just how much effort आप put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
Are there even true friendship until now?
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
आप just shut the door i fell like और when आप say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do आप make sure to प्यार me even though i'm shy do आप ever ever ever think to try? do आप think of me? when आप say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when आप say hi well than आप won't be mine! yes this is प्यार but does it hurt? when i cry? when आप say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i प्यार you! why would say means things why would आप say the stuff that stings why would आप say that word when i know आप much? i don't think i would be with आप if i knew a thing या two about your life आप backstabbing चाकू i trusted आप and yet आप still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine दिन in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my कल्पना is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ड्रॅगन्स now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a गढ़, महल in the sky
या there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
कल्पना is not a crime
Find your गढ़, महल in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads आप to the moon 'cause..."
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1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name या talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his संगीत every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask आप if आप have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i प्यार justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate या प्यार whatever he does even if they hate it या प्यार it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name या talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his संगीत every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask आप if आप have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i प्यार justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate या प्यार whatever he does even if they hate it या प्यार it
