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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a फूल in the yard. I tried to plant it द्वारा the Sandbox, but Lisa कहा that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for दिखाना and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa कहा people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker चुरा लिया my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She कहा she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and कहा Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come घर to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a पुडिंग, हलवा for lunch today. पुडिंग, हलवा is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come घर at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. आप are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She कहा sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come घर from work. Lisa कहा him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a फूल in the yard. I tried to plant it द्वारा the Sandbox, but Lisa कहा that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for दिखाना and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa कहा people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker चुरा लिया my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She कहा she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and कहा Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come घर to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a पुडिंग, हलवा for lunch today. पुडिंग, हलवा is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come घर at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. आप are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She कहा sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come घर from work. Lisa कहा him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
Yeah आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing कचरा, जंक, रद्दी in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz आप know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her बिना सोचे समझे symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
फ्रेंड्स - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
फ्रेंड्स - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His बिना सोचे समझे Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know और than आप all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
फ्रेंड्स - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her बिना सोचे समझे sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
हे everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that बास द्वारा Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a प्रशंसक club about u and make the लेख their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then द्वारा all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends हैलोवीन eve. या U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and चोटी, शीर्ष me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. आप can stuff a तकिया with the चूहा फर on the सोफ़ा, सोफे alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. आप don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
