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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a फूल in the yard. I tried to plant it द्वारा the Sandbox, but Lisa कहा that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for दिखाना and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa कहा people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker चुरा लिया my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She कहा she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and कहा Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come घर to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a पुडिंग, हलवा for lunch today. पुडिंग, हलवा is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come घर at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. आप are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She कहा sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come घर from work. Lisa कहा him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a फूल in the yard. I tried to plant it द्वारा the Sandbox, but Lisa कहा that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for दिखाना and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa कहा people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker चुरा लिया my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She कहा she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and कहा Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come घर to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a पुडिंग, हलवा for lunch today. पुडिंग, हलवा is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come घर at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. आप are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She कहा sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come घर from work. Lisa कहा him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
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Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
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Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
raindrops on गुलाब and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book द्वारा its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders या u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id प्यार to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break आप down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC