(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
आप can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
आप should never send a माउस to do a mans job
I got armor so thick आप won't even dent me
And although I हटाइए slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 साल old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your नितंब, गधा man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: आप think आप have swag? That's my middle name!
आप couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like आप who are just so fat
Getting everything आप want. but crying like a brat
I हटाइए 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
आप हटाइए slower than a कछुआ, कछुए in a fog
Thinking आप could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
आप हटाइए like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use आप for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung द्वारा bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
आप DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
आप can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
आप should never send a माउस to do a mans job
I got armor so thick आप won't even dent me
And although I हटाइए slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 साल old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your नितंब, गधा man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: आप think आप have swag? That's my middle name!
आप couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like आप who are just so fat
Getting everything आप want. but crying like a brat
I हटाइए 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
आप हटाइए slower than a कछुआ, कछुए in a fog
Thinking आप could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
आप हटाइए like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use आप for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung द्वारा bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
आप DECIDE!
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most फिल्में of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 मिनटों in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If आप want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the संगीत was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If आप are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are प्रशंसकों of ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 प्रशंसकों are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are प्रशंसकों of ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 प्रशंसकों are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
Again डिज़्नी has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her चप्पल falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her चप्पल falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
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