(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
आप can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
आप should never send a माउस to do a mans job
I got armor so thick आप won't even dent me
And although I हटाइए slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 साल old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your नितंब, गधा man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: आप think आप have swag? That's my middle name!
आप couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like आप who are just so fat
Getting everything आप want. but crying like a brat
I हटाइए 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
आप हटाइए slower than a कछुआ, कछुए in a fog
Thinking आप could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
आप हटाइए like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use आप for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung द्वारा bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
आप DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as आप can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
आप can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
आप should never send a माउस to do a mans job
I got armor so thick आप won't even dent me
And although I हटाइए slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 साल old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your नितंब, गधा man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: आप think आप have swag? That's my middle name!
आप couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like आप who are just so fat
Getting everything आप want. but crying like a brat
I हटाइए 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
आप हटाइए slower than a कछुआ, कछुए in a fog
Thinking आप could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
आप हटाइए like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use आप for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung द्वारा bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
आप DECIDE!
5
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, आप never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
