Q: Why did the बेल्ट get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But आप forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- आप already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't आप tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived घर from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But आप forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- आप already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't आप tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived घर from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
