Q: Why did the बेल्ट get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But आप forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- आप already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't आप tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived घर from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But आप forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- आप already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't आप tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived घर from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: हे lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were आप only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK आप HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 घंटा LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been और understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story द्वारा thing because आप know it's द्वारा me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: हे lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were आप only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK आप HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 घंटा LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been और understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story द्वारा thing because आप know it's द्वारा me*
dear,2timer
आप कहा आप loved me
आप कहा आप cared
आप कहा i was the moon in आप dark sky
आप कहा i made आप दिल complete
आप कहा i made आप smile when आप were weak
आप कहा no girl could compare
आप कहा i was beautiful
आप कहा i was the first real किस आप ever had
आप lied
आप played me
yo turned my world black
आप broke my दिल and made me weak
आप fucked my so called friend
आप made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
आप cheat आप bastard! don't come round here again cuz आप fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I प्यार you, not! I hope आप like my प्यार letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
आप कहा आप loved me
आप कहा आप cared
आप कहा i was the moon in आप dark sky
आप कहा i made आप दिल complete
आप कहा i made आप smile when आप were weak
आप कहा no girl could compare
आप कहा i was beautiful
आप कहा i was the first real किस आप ever had
आप lied
आप played me
yo turned my world black
आप broke my दिल and made me weak
आप fucked my so called friend
आप made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
आप cheat आप bastard! don't come round here again cuz आप fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I प्यार you, not! I hope आप like my प्यार letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun