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केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 साल old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the नाशपाती into the side of this कचरे के डिब्बे, कूड़ेदान in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this नाशपाती we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding फूल या something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it कहा Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
    Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 मिनटों पूर्व saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He कहा and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters आप can throw the stupid नाशपाती out and come with ME!” She कहा and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, आप KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I कहा and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the नाशपाती out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”

That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be butty, बटाई to say,

“And it is your cockpit!”

I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!

Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of केबिन for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I प्यार him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired द्वारा their family and फ्रेंड्स and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented द्वारा the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The सेकंड is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's दिन together. Emily had cooked a stupid रात का खाना and they ate on a log द्वारा candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
raindrops on गुलाब and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are आप on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. द्वारा the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty सड़क, स्ट्रीट the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, यूनिकॉर्न and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking यूनिकॉर्न are real???! Who कहा they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book द्वारा its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders या u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id प्यार to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. आप don't say "I do not like" आप have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the फिल्में that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their फिल्में look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If आप haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know आप shouldn't judge a movie द्वारा it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up द्वारा the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give आप a सेकंड chance rather than jail time. I want आप to go out this weekend and try to दिखाना others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see आप back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge कहा to the first one,

"How did आप do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did आप tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break आप down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 और seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and कुकीज़ and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, कुकीज़ and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are आप fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh आप must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: आप don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: आप can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent केला, केले even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a केला, केले is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but आप can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a और stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are क्लब्स song)

केला, केले केला, केले भेड़ are there फ्रेंड्स
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one दिन that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny कहा hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first तारीख, दिनांक ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him घर AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO घर AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE कहा WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE कहा COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton कैन्डी road like 45 like सेकंड्स पूर्व and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like आप like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went घर and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like दिन in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't आप wanna mix cotton कैन्डी and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student या something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When आप know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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