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केबिन for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 साल old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the नाशपाती into the side of this कचरे के डिब्बे, कूड़ेदान in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this नाशपाती we bought at “Manny’s Beachside store” back and forth. Then, we see this flash of pink. It’s so fast it looks like a wedding फूल या something…pink. “Hey! Boys!” I hear Ella’s voice. Her voice is kind of scratchy, but silky in a weird way. I look up, just as Zack has the pear. Bad mistake. He uses his girlfriend as an advantage and kicks hard into the dumpster. “OH YEAH!” He yells, so loud I think I heard mice screaming. “Look who’s losing NOW!” I look at him like he’s an idiot. “Still you, Zack.” Then he looks at the Sharpie I had written on my hand, it कहा Zack-1111...Laken-11111111111111 I added another tally to Zack’s. “Good job though buddy!”
    Ella rolled her eyes and looked Zack straight in the eye. “Ok, everybody is at the cabin.” Zack snickered and raised his hand. “Well, well, except us!” She groaned and pinched his nose and held it while she spoke, “And, Naomi called me like 5 मिनटों पूर्व saying that she found something on Ty’s phone.” She looked at me like she was expecting something. I didn’t know anything. He wasn’t cheating on Naomi. He was doing illegal drugs (as far as I knew). “Kinsley was in a car accident.” she said. I looked at her like ‘so what?’. She looked at me and snapped back, “She’s almost in a coma.” She let go of her hold on Zack’s nose. He breathed in the air and put his two hands together, like a praying motion. “Thank the lord!” He कहा and laughed at me. “And, what am I supposed to do about it?” I asked her. “Well, for starters आप can throw the stupid नाशपाती out and come with ME!” She कहा and pointed her eyes at the pear. I looked at her and whimpered, then I picked it up protectively. “Not…my…baby!” I fake cried. She slapped me in the face. “Shut up, आप KNOW Tori’s your baby.” I looked at her and shrugged. “I’m sure, she won’t mind…if I invite a friend!!!” I कहा and winked at the pear. “We will never be separated, NEVER!” Then, being the evil witch she is, she took the नाशपाती out of my hands and threw it in the dumpster. “Oops! My hand slipped, then thought, maybe it would be a good idea if we started heading home!” She cracked a ferocious smile at me and then went serious again. “It is you’re best friend.”

That’s when I couldn’t help it, but my little brain thought it would be butty, बटाई to say,

“And it is your cockpit!”

I just earned another slap. Thanks brain!!!

Thanks SOOOOO much for reading! I hope u enjoyed this chapter of केबिन for the Summer! I know it was kinda, messed up, BTW, Laken is based on my real life boyfriend, and he is kinda messed up. But I प्यार him. Oh, and Tori is based on mwah!!! TTYL!!
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. आप can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the कछुआ, कछुए Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
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This is a प्रशंसक fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven द्वारा two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Do आप like pie?

2. Are you, या have आप ever been a squirrel?

3. Are आप afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are आप a people person या a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have आप ever wondered what it would be like if आप were an apple?

7. Have आप ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can आप get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have आप ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have आप ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do आप have a sword handy?

14. Do आप like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him आप met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]

9. Come घर saying आप found your true...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If आप want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - या Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening या something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, और commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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