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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either आप do as I say, या I get my gun to have आप fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: हे kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did आप call for the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: आप can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: आप see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do आप think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, आप there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a रिपोर्ट of a टट्टू trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The अगला morning Scorpio was on चोटी, शीर्ष of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.

Meanwhile in the police station.

Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, he's with me. When are आप going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same दिन आप get your's cut.
russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dumby.
Henry: आप could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry?...
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