Keep Calm Memes

On the way to the bank

Dexter: *Driving car*
Octavia: *Sees संगीत store*
Dexter: What are आप looking at?
Octavia: I saw this new cello.
Dexter: If आप want, we can get it after our trip to the bank.
Octavia: That would be nice.
Dexter: *Continues driving*

At the bank

Dexter: Wait here while I get the money. *goes out of car*
Octavia: *Waiting*
Police Officer: *pulls up अगला to Octavia*
Octavia: *does not notice*
Police Officer: *walks up to Dexter's car* Ma'am? Step out of the car.
Octavia: *Steps out of car*
Police Officer: Is this your car?
Octavia: No, my friend told me to wait here while he...

Twilight: Applejack, untie इंद्रधनुष Dash.
AJ: Fine. *unties RD*
RD: *stretches* FINALLLY!
Rarity: Darlin, as I was saying, It's fake. Zecora might have gotten confused, and gave आप a little fillies book.
Twilight: I doubt it. I believe, this book and what she कहा is true.
Pinkie: How about we test it?
Twilight: NO! What happens if it's true?!
RD: What happens if it's not true?
Twilight: *rolls eyes* It is!
RD: IT'S NOT!
Twilight: IT IS!
AJ: GIRLS! Fighting won't fix anything!
Twilight: Your right Applejack.
RD: *rolls eyes* I guess your right.
Twilight: Now, if आप all excuse me, I need to talk to Princess...

Once Con entered Hong Kong, he went to the first gun खरीडिए he could find.

gun dealer: Hello, what can I do for you?
Con: My name is Mane, Con Mane. I need some info about what kind of guns, या ammo आप sell to someone known as Hattan Scaramanga.
gun dealer: Let me check. *finds ammo* These are the bullets Ms. Scaramanga uses.
Con: Interesting. What gun does she use?
gun dealer: She made it herself.
Con: No wonder. Thank you.
gun dealer: Might I ask why आप need this info?
Con: I work for the C.I.E.
gun dealer: Oh.
Con: Don't tell anypony else.
gun dealer: I won't. But if आप wanna find her, go to...