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The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has और good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself. He's a short green earth टट्टू with blue eyes and short blonde hair, and barely has a tail, which is also blonde. And he has an outfit that covers up his cutie mark, which has never shown.

Derpy herself comes out to tell him to stop and he says just one और throw. But saiid throw knocks Saten Twist over the head as he was flying past the house.

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Saten recovers in the General Hospital, Doctor Hoof informs him the bowling ball actually saved him from a growing tumor. Sword, who's in the room with Trix and Derpy immediately claims he knew Saten had one (he didn't) and that it ''definetly wasn't an accident''.

Saten and Doctor Hoof touch hands and Saten gets a sudden vision of Doctor Hoof falling to his a death, seemingly with a blissful smile. Saten is frightened द्वारा this but tries to brush it by. Doctor Hoof notices Saten is pale and opens the window.

''By the way, can आप see if आप can reach my frisbee up there?'' Sword asked.

''Alright, but last time.'' Hoof said, reaching out only to immediately fall out the window.

''Aw man this is gonna hurt.'' Doctor Hoof कहा and pulls out a needle full of morphine, injecting the pain reliever into himself. ''That's better.'' Hoof said, and laughs before finally crashing to the ground, exactly how Saten predicted.

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Saten wonders though the streets, questioning if he really did predict the doctor's death या if it was just a coincidence. While wondering this he sees Scootaloo टैंगल्ड up in some wires above him and tells him to drop so Saten will catch her. Scootaloo does so and Saten catches her but upon touching her has a vision of Scoot getting chewed up द्वारा alligators. In shock, he drops her right into an open manhole containing the alligators, which they wetr standing अगला to.

''Oh man, another setback'' Scootaloo groaned in deadpan, referring to her flightless wings, and saying so as her last words before getting eaten to death.

This confirms to Saten that he does indeed have powers now. He also predicts the closing of The Rosie O'Donnell Musical musical theater, but he "didn't need special powers to see that one coming!"

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Later, one of his visions depicts him shooting Master Sword. Saten runs over to Derpy to warn her, she just says remember their old आदर्श वाक्य 'not in the face', and saying she's use to people wanting Sword dead. Saten he's moving away for a while to avoid shooting Sword, but a drunk Sword hears this and openly taunts him into it with a loaded gun. Saten instead throws it into a garbadge can, onl to than realize द्वारा another vision Sword was gonna blow up the town द्वारा pressing self destruct button at town's nuclure plant.. Yeah, couldn't think of a different reason, so kept it the same.

''Oh god, so that's why I shot you.'' Saten कहा worried to himself.

''What's that now?'' Master Sword asked.

Saten: Dude listen, stay away from the nuclear plant.

Sword; But I only just started there, Derpy doesn't like quitters.. (climbs onto stagecoach) Besides. Today is Surprise's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.

Saten: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!

Sword: But ice cream cake! (drives off)

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Saten quickly flies over to the ponyville version of a Nuclear Plant, and runs into Surprise. Who looks just like Pinkie Pie but has a white body and yellow hair and tail, and purple eyes.

''S, where's Sword, He's gonna blow up the whole town!'' Saten cried to her, as she's holding a plate of the cake. ''Yeah, well, hiring him wasn't my idea.'' Surprise said, eating some of her birthday cake.

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Saten finds Sword at a control room, somehow allowed to smoke weed. Saten grabs a microphone. ''Sword, whatever आप don't press the Destruct button!'' Saten shouts.

Transmitted into the booth: Sword (Static) Press (Static) Destruct button!

Saten (stoned): sure thing pretty lady.

Saten: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!

Sword very very slowly reaches his hand/hoof to the button, even lampshading this द्वारा saying ''Sure is taking me a long नितंब, गधा time to reach it.''

Saten begins panicking, where suddenly Glaze walks in with a security guard outfit. ''Saten look I have a new jo-''

Saten immediately grabs the handgun she was licenced to have. ''Hey!'' she shouts.

''Must, kill, best friend!'' Saten cried, firing three shots though the glass, all three hitting Sword in the chest. But he just stands there.

''Damn it man fall backwards'' Saten groaned.

Sword dramatically paces all over the room, landing on his stomach, near the button.

''Phew.'' Saten said.

Sword suddenly flips over to his back, inches from the button.

''Phew.'' Saten said.

Sword's tongue sticks up, pressing the button.

Saten; Aw, आप STUPID SON OF A-

The town violently explodes in a nuclear explosion.

Saten expresses shock him and Sword made it to heaven after dying. Derpy is mad at Sword, thinking he killed everyone to get out of house chores. They also meet God who "proceeds to give Sword what is coming to him", which happens to be his frisbee.



END EPISODE 1;

I'll throw in American dad episodes two.. I can't imagine anyone better for Master Sword than Roger the alien..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, फेसबुक
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, फेसबुक
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे were thinking about what to do next. They had no और work, and had the rest of the दिन off.

Gordon: So, what do आप want to do, now that we've got the rest of the दिन off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about आप and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes कपकेक 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets आप into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my प्रिय death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't रिपोर्ट it though..

SOME TIME THE अगला DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: आप shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did आप do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY और interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as जैतून
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: आप think आप speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? आप don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure आप that no और rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in सेकंड place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my सेकंड लेख here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that आप look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an लेख of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing आप too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* आप look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her फर या whatever घोड़े have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: द्वारा the way. आप ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: आप gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told आप that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat आप in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. आप कहा आप wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD