The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has और good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.
Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself. He's a short green earth टट्टू with blue eyes and short blonde hair, and barely has a tail, which is also blonde. And he has an outfit that covers up his cutie mark, which has never shown.
Derpy herself comes out to tell him to stop and he says just one और throw. But saiid throw knocks Saten Twist over the head as he was flying past the house.
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Saten recovers in the General Hospital, Doctor Hoof informs him the bowling ball actually saved him from a growing tumor. Sword, who's in the room with Trix and Derpy immediately claims he knew Saten had one (he didn't) and that it ''definetly wasn't an accident''.
Saten and Doctor Hoof touch hands and Saten gets a sudden vision of Doctor Hoof falling to his a death, seemingly with a blissful smile. Saten is frightened द्वारा this but tries to brush it by. Doctor Hoof notices Saten is pale and opens the window.
''By the way, can आप see if आप can reach my frisbee up there?'' Sword asked.
''Alright, but last time.'' Hoof said, reaching out only to immediately fall out the window.
''Aw man this is gonna hurt.'' Doctor Hoof कहा and pulls out a needle full of morphine, injecting the pain reliever into himself. ''That's better.'' Hoof said, and laughs before finally crashing to the ground, exactly how Saten predicted.
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Saten wonders though the streets, questioning if he really did predict the doctor's death या if it was just a coincidence. While wondering this he sees Scootaloo टैंगल्ड up in some wires above him and tells him to drop so Saten will catch her. Scootaloo does so and Saten catches her but upon touching her has a vision of Scoot getting chewed up द्वारा alligators. In shock, he drops her right into an open manhole containing the alligators, which they wetr standing अगला to.
''Oh man, another setback'' Scootaloo groaned in deadpan, referring to her flightless wings, and saying so as her last words before getting eaten to death.
This confirms to Saten that he does indeed have powers now. He also predicts the closing of The Rosie O'Donnell Musical musical theater, but he "didn't need special powers to see that one coming!"
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Later, one of his visions depicts him shooting Master Sword. Saten runs over to Derpy to warn her, she just says remember their old आदर्श वाक्य 'not in the face', and saying she's use to people wanting Sword dead. Saten he's moving away for a while to avoid shooting Sword, but a drunk Sword hears this and openly taunts him into it with a loaded gun. Saten instead throws it into a garbadge can, onl to than realize द्वारा another vision Sword was gonna blow up the town द्वारा pressing self destruct button at town's nuclure plant.. Yeah, couldn't think of a different reason, so kept it the same.
''Oh god, so that's why I shot you.'' Saten कहा worried to himself.
''What's that now?'' Master Sword asked.
Saten: Dude listen, stay away from the nuclear plant.
Sword; But I only just started there, Derpy doesn't like quitters.. (climbs onto stagecoach) Besides. Today is Surprise's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
Saten: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
Sword: But ice cream cake! (drives off)
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Saten quickly flies over to the ponyville version of a Nuclear Plant, and runs into Surprise. Who looks just like Pinkie Pie but has a white body and yellow hair and tail, and purple eyes.
''S, where's Sword, He's gonna blow up the whole town!'' Saten cried to her, as she's holding a plate of the cake. ''Yeah, well, hiring him wasn't my idea.'' Surprise said, eating some of her birthday cake.
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Saten finds Sword at a control room, somehow allowed to smoke weed. Saten grabs a microphone. ''Sword, whatever आप don't press the Destruct button!'' Saten shouts.
Transmitted into the booth: Sword (Static) Press (Static) Destruct button!
Saten (stoned): sure thing pretty lady.
Saten: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
Sword very very slowly reaches his hand/hoof to the button, even lampshading this द्वारा saying ''Sure is taking me a long नितंब, गधा time to reach it.''
Saten begins panicking, where suddenly Glaze walks in with a security guard outfit. ''Saten look I have a new jo-''
Saten immediately grabs the handgun she was licenced to have. ''Hey!'' she shouts.
''Must, kill, best friend!'' Saten cried, firing three shots though the glass, all three hitting Sword in the chest. But he just stands there.
''Damn it man fall backwards'' Saten groaned.
Sword dramatically paces all over the room, landing on his stomach, near the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword suddenly flips over to his back, inches from the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword's tongue sticks up, pressing the button.
Saten; Aw, आप STUPID SON OF A-
The town violently explodes in a nuclear explosion.
Saten expresses shock him and Sword made it to heaven after dying. Derpy is mad at Sword, thinking he killed everyone to get out of house chores. They also meet God who "proceeds to give Sword what is coming to him", which happens to be his frisbee.
END EPISODE 1;
I'll throw in American dad episodes two.. I can't imagine anyone better for Master Sword than Roger the alien..
Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself. He's a short green earth टट्टू with blue eyes and short blonde hair, and barely has a tail, which is also blonde. And he has an outfit that covers up his cutie mark, which has never shown.
Derpy herself comes out to tell him to stop and he says just one और throw. But saiid throw knocks Saten Twist over the head as he was flying past the house.
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Saten recovers in the General Hospital, Doctor Hoof informs him the bowling ball actually saved him from a growing tumor. Sword, who's in the room with Trix and Derpy immediately claims he knew Saten had one (he didn't) and that it ''definetly wasn't an accident''.
Saten and Doctor Hoof touch hands and Saten gets a sudden vision of Doctor Hoof falling to his a death, seemingly with a blissful smile. Saten is frightened द्वारा this but tries to brush it by. Doctor Hoof notices Saten is pale and opens the window.
''By the way, can आप see if आप can reach my frisbee up there?'' Sword asked.
''Alright, but last time.'' Hoof said, reaching out only to immediately fall out the window.
''Aw man this is gonna hurt.'' Doctor Hoof कहा and pulls out a needle full of morphine, injecting the pain reliever into himself. ''That's better.'' Hoof said, and laughs before finally crashing to the ground, exactly how Saten predicted.
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Saten wonders though the streets, questioning if he really did predict the doctor's death या if it was just a coincidence. While wondering this he sees Scootaloo टैंगल्ड up in some wires above him and tells him to drop so Saten will catch her. Scootaloo does so and Saten catches her but upon touching her has a vision of Scoot getting chewed up द्वारा alligators. In shock, he drops her right into an open manhole containing the alligators, which they wetr standing अगला to.
''Oh man, another setback'' Scootaloo groaned in deadpan, referring to her flightless wings, and saying so as her last words before getting eaten to death.
This confirms to Saten that he does indeed have powers now. He also predicts the closing of The Rosie O'Donnell Musical musical theater, but he "didn't need special powers to see that one coming!"
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Later, one of his visions depicts him shooting Master Sword. Saten runs over to Derpy to warn her, she just says remember their old आदर्श वाक्य 'not in the face', and saying she's use to people wanting Sword dead. Saten he's moving away for a while to avoid shooting Sword, but a drunk Sword hears this and openly taunts him into it with a loaded gun. Saten instead throws it into a garbadge can, onl to than realize द्वारा another vision Sword was gonna blow up the town द्वारा pressing self destruct button at town's nuclure plant.. Yeah, couldn't think of a different reason, so kept it the same.
''Oh god, so that's why I shot you.'' Saten कहा worried to himself.
''What's that now?'' Master Sword asked.
Saten: Dude listen, stay away from the nuclear plant.
Sword; But I only just started there, Derpy doesn't like quitters.. (climbs onto stagecoach) Besides. Today is Surprise's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
Saten: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
Sword: But ice cream cake! (drives off)
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Saten quickly flies over to the ponyville version of a Nuclear Plant, and runs into Surprise. Who looks just like Pinkie Pie but has a white body and yellow hair and tail, and purple eyes.
''S, where's Sword, He's gonna blow up the whole town!'' Saten cried to her, as she's holding a plate of the cake. ''Yeah, well, hiring him wasn't my idea.'' Surprise said, eating some of her birthday cake.
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Saten finds Sword at a control room, somehow allowed to smoke weed. Saten grabs a microphone. ''Sword, whatever आप don't press the Destruct button!'' Saten shouts.
Transmitted into the booth: Sword (Static) Press (Static) Destruct button!
Saten (stoned): sure thing pretty lady.
Saten: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
Sword very very slowly reaches his hand/hoof to the button, even lampshading this द्वारा saying ''Sure is taking me a long नितंब, गधा time to reach it.''
Saten begins panicking, where suddenly Glaze walks in with a security guard outfit. ''Saten look I have a new jo-''
Saten immediately grabs the handgun she was licenced to have. ''Hey!'' she shouts.
''Must, kill, best friend!'' Saten cried, firing three shots though the glass, all three hitting Sword in the chest. But he just stands there.
''Damn it man fall backwards'' Saten groaned.
Sword dramatically paces all over the room, landing on his stomach, near the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword suddenly flips over to his back, inches from the button.
''Phew.'' Saten said.
Sword's tongue sticks up, pressing the button.
Saten; Aw, आप STUPID SON OF A-
The town violently explodes in a nuclear explosion.
Saten expresses shock him and Sword made it to heaven after dying. Derpy is mad at Sword, thinking he killed everyone to get out of house chores. They also meet God who "proceeds to give Sword what is coming to him", which happens to be his frisbee.
END EPISODE 1;
I'll throw in American dad episodes two.. I can't imagine anyone better for Master Sword than Roger the alien..
