After mentioning things आप should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.
Tom: आप know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where आप can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick out of hearing him talk. There's a reason Bill Hader loves impersonating him.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating Al* Whaddaya shay I buy आप a cup of coffee?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I wish Al pulled me over, but आप don't wanna drink too much coffee. Otherwise you'll have enough energy to bounce up to the moon!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And I don't understand what the fascination is with coffee. Equestrians are hooked on this stuff like the British are with tea.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Half of my फ्रेंड्स literally need this shit to survive! Do आप ever feel that way?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And supposedly आप can't stay awake without it. Ever heard of an alarm clock?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's a really fascinating device, set it up at the time आप want to wake up, and you're awake. No need to drink anything!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Well. *Scratches the back of his head* I could be wrong there. Your mouth might feel dry, so it does help to drink water.
Crowd: Yeah.
Tom: In fact I'm gonna do that now. *Heads for a water bottle to his left, and takes a sip* If we had this in the cup, a fly would likely be bathing inside.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's another thing I don't like about this so called pandemic, outside dining. When it's warm, आप either have to deal with flies, या too much wind blowing things off your table!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember one time I was at Chimney Rock Inn in Ponyville, and the menu kept getting blown off my table. That's when they offer, the digital menu!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: आप have to use the camera on your cell phone to scan a code, and download the menu. Unless you're out of memory. What do आप do then?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: आप have a lot of things on your phone for a reason, आप can't मिटाइए any of them! *Looks down at his left hoof* Hmm, I can't मिटाइए this video, since I need to put it on facebook. I can't मिटाइए फेसबुक since I have to अपलोड some things on there.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Angry Birds is totally out of the question.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: आप need that to keep yourself from getting depressed, and killing everypony that lectures आप for not wearing a mask.
Crowd: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Tom: The only mask I like is the movie with Jim Carrey!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I made an exception when I was visiting a Wal-Mart. I found a mask with the state of Neigh Jersey on it, which also features straps आप can control. Yet everyone I encounter wants to wear those crappy blue surgical masks.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's literally no end to seeing these ugly things! Can't we have some variety, and find somepony wearing a different type of mask?!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Anyway, I bought the mask because it कहा Neigh Jersey on it, since that's the state I live in, but I've always wanted to come to St. Foalis, so just before the दिखाना started, I bought another mask from another Wal-Mart.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: And this one has the gateway arch on it. It seemed appropriate since I'm currently performing for आप under the arch.
Crowd: *Clapping*
2 B Continued
Tom: आप know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where आप can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick out of hearing him talk. There's a reason Bill Hader loves impersonating him.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating Al* Whaddaya shay I buy आप a cup of coffee?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I wish Al pulled me over, but आप don't wanna drink too much coffee. Otherwise you'll have enough energy to bounce up to the moon!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And I don't understand what the fascination is with coffee. Equestrians are hooked on this stuff like the British are with tea.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Half of my फ्रेंड्स literally need this shit to survive! Do आप ever feel that way?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And supposedly आप can't stay awake without it. Ever heard of an alarm clock?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's a really fascinating device, set it up at the time आप want to wake up, and you're awake. No need to drink anything!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Well. *Scratches the back of his head* I could be wrong there. Your mouth might feel dry, so it does help to drink water.
Crowd: Yeah.
Tom: In fact I'm gonna do that now. *Heads for a water bottle to his left, and takes a sip* If we had this in the cup, a fly would likely be bathing inside.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's another thing I don't like about this so called pandemic, outside dining. When it's warm, आप either have to deal with flies, या too much wind blowing things off your table!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember one time I was at Chimney Rock Inn in Ponyville, and the menu kept getting blown off my table. That's when they offer, the digital menu!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: आप have to use the camera on your cell phone to scan a code, and download the menu. Unless you're out of memory. What do आप do then?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: आप have a lot of things on your phone for a reason, आप can't मिटाइए any of them! *Looks down at his left hoof* Hmm, I can't मिटाइए this video, since I need to put it on facebook. I can't मिटाइए फेसबुक since I have to अपलोड some things on there.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Angry Birds is totally out of the question.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: आप need that to keep yourself from getting depressed, and killing everypony that lectures आप for not wearing a mask.
Crowd: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Tom: The only mask I like is the movie with Jim Carrey!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I made an exception when I was visiting a Wal-Mart. I found a mask with the state of Neigh Jersey on it, which also features straps आप can control. Yet everyone I encounter wants to wear those crappy blue surgical masks.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's literally no end to seeing these ugly things! Can't we have some variety, and find somepony wearing a different type of mask?!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Anyway, I bought the mask because it कहा Neigh Jersey on it, since that's the state I live in, but I've always wanted to come to St. Foalis, so just before the दिखाना started, I bought another mask from another Wal-Mart.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: And this one has the gateway arch on it. It seemed appropriate since I'm currently performing for आप under the arch.
Crowd: *Clapping*
2 B Continued
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" कहा Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted द्वारा a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change आप back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs सोना in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. आप in या not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" कहा Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted द्वारा a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change आप back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs सोना in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. आप in या not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.