I was watching some Yo Mama वीडियो on YouTube before I started लेखन this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope आप guys have a laugh with this.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a दिन for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought इंद्रधनुष Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth दीवार to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the फ्रोज़न North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks द्वारा putting her fat नितंब, गधा on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this लेख if आप want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a दिन for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought इंद्रधनुष Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth दीवार to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the फ्रोज़न North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks द्वारा putting her fat नितंब, गधा on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this लेख if आप want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
Please read this: I am warning आप of a प्रशंसक fic that will make आप not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet सेब massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death पढ़ना cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff आप must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget पढ़ना :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven द्वारा two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays तारा, स्टार on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's द्वारा Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell आप what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just कहा he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping गाड़ी through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have आप ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well आप better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do आप know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a बछेड़ा named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down सड़क, स्ट्रीट passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy दिखाना that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank आप everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank आप very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult टट्टू stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's चोटी, शीर्ष student, i always thought there was something और to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're और than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted द्वारा his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult टट्टू stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's चोटी, शीर्ष student, i always thought there was something और to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're और than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted द्वारा his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
