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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword were sent to The Marshall Islands. They were being interrogated in Majuro.

Pierce: *In a hut with Greatsword, Captain Hamada, and Ditto*
Captain Hamada: What were आप doing when we spotted you?
Greatsword: Getting water at the lake.
Captain Hamada: I do not believe you.
Pierce: Well didn't आप see a bucket of water in our Jeep?!
Ditto: The captain will ask the questions. Not you.
Captain Hamada: What were आप doing when we spotted you?
Pierce: Ugh this is a waste of time. We were getting water. Water! आप know what that means in Japanese?
Captain Hamada: I am capable of translating English to Japanese, and vice versa.
Pierce: Then why don't आप believe us?
Ditto: *Whips Pierce* No one is allowed to ask सवालों except for Captain Hamada.
Captain Hamada: I think we need to bring in the Colonel.
Ditto: A wise choice. Get him.
Captain Hamada: *Bows* Yes Major Subaru. *Walks away*
Ditto: आप are now in trouble.

On क्रिस्मस Island, Lieutenant Logan, and everypony else there was worried.

Joseph Perfect The 7th: This isn't like Greatsword. He should be back द्वारा now.
Lieutenant Logan: I wonder if they got in an accident, and crashed the Jeep.
Bartholomew: Good lord, that would be terrible.
Joseph: या perhaps the Japanese captured them.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Nods* That's the only possibility. There's no other explanation on why they haven't returned yet.
Lance: So how do we rescue them?
Lieutenant Logan: खोजिए every island occupied द्वारा the Japanese. We don't stop until we find those two. Do आप have a radio?
Bartholomew: In the room to your left.
Lieutenant Logan: *Goes into the radio room, and turns it on*
Bartholomew: Are आप getting reinforcements?
Lieutenant Logan: Reinforcements, और supplies, और vehicles, and they're all gonna meet us here. *Hears the operator, and talks to her* Hello, operator? Get me connected to the Line Islands. Palmyra. United States Army base 31224.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: If आप get in contact with MacArthur, may I talk to him please?
Lieutenant Logan: आप mean Douglas MacArthur?
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Yes.
Lieutenant Logan: I doubt he'll be on the other end of this thing... Colonel Palmer, yes. A British Sargent along with one of our Captains has been captured द्वारा the Japanese. My squad is on क्रिस्मस Island with the British. Send us half tracks, and और ponies with guns. Thank आप very much Colonel. *Turns off the radio*

Back in Majuro in the Marshall Islands, Pierce, and Greatsword met Fuku Hakumara, the colonel that Captain Hamada mentioned.

Colonel Hakumara: Captain Hamada says आप are not answering his questions.
Pierce: That's a lie, I answered a सवाल already, and he keeps repeating it.
Captain Hamada: Because आप are lying!
Ditto: Captain Hamada saw आप two in a Jeep.
Captain Hamada: What were आप doing?!
Pierce: *Looks at Colonel Hakumara* Listen, all we did was get some water. Unfortunately, your captain is too stupid to understand.
Colonel Hakumara: Why were आप getting water?
Greatsword: Me, and everypony else at my base was running low, and we had to get more.
Colonel Hakumara: How did Captain Hamada capture you?
Pierce: Made us crash into a lake.
Captain Hamada: आप did that yourself.
Pierce: आप threw a grenade at us-
Captain Hamada: Only because आप threw it at me. Colonel Hakumara, how long will these two be here with us?
Colonel Hakumara: We keep them here until they die of starvation.
Ditto: Colonel, the Equestrians, and British will attack our army looking for them.
Colonel Hakumara: Let them attack, they're too weak to do anything. We have great defenses, and we'll crush our rivals with no struggle. Put them in my house, and lock them in there.

The Colonel's house was a medium sized building made out of bamboo, and wood. It only had two three rooms. Pierce was locked in one of them, and Greatsword was locked in the other one. The third room is Colonel Hakumara's bedroom.

Pierce: *Sits down, and leans on a wall*
Greatsword: *Whispers* Pierce, can आप hear me?
Pierce: *Whispers back* Barely.
Greatsword: How do we get out of here?
Pierce: I don't know. We have to think of something.

2 B Continued
 Fuku Hakumara
Fuku Hakumara
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told आप that आप should......
Spike:Oh,why the सूखी घास, घास don't आप stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get आप a mice hole,for आप to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if आप want,I can give आप a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what आप are passing!Do आप have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as आप want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't आप the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings आप here?.. All out of डोनट in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then आप might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do आप want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. इंद्रधनुष Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of आप already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do आप always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These सवालों are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little नारंगी, ऑरेंज filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" इंद्रधनुष asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. आप were really close that time" Dash कहा encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad आप and him are still pals, but did आप 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo कहा proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting और annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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posted by Canada24
Several days has passed, and it was getting close to Nightmare Night.

Ditto, was still yet to be changed for the better.

But even he, was excited for Nightmare night.

Scootaloo, who is hinted as in ponyville, to actually have any real hope for Celestia's 'X student', wants him to help be apart of this years haunted house.

It didn't seem like it would be of help for the reforming, but the main six allowed it anyway.

"Well. At least there's something to actually look आगे to" Ditto said, still as grumpy as he was when he first arrived.

"Yes.. But first आप have to help us prepare it, witch won't...
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