माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: On The Block Episode 16 Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: आप see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let आप know who Brony Of The महीना is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, या laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If आप don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill आप in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The महीना award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Wildwest Jeopardy

Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle

The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, या F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. आप 74 साल old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned आप not to say anything starting with N, या F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On सेकंड thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..

As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an ऐरो at it, and it was destroyed.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did आप do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! आप try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see आप in the अगला episode.

The End

On the अगला part of this episode

Master Sword rants about the news industry.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 2 premiere of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman पहाड़ी, हिल in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered द्वारा diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete...

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The last solstice - Chapter 30: Fading light - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the दीवार resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was या how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness...

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The Nightmare Before क्रिस्मस Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack was walking with his ghost dog Zero.

Zero: *barks*
Jack: No Zero. I'm not in the mood.
Zero: *begs*
Jack: Alright *grabs bone* Go get it! *throws bone*
Zero: *grabs bone* Bark, bark.

Next morning near Jack's house.

Mayor: *drives up* Ah, time for another great day. *goes upstairs humming This is Halloween* *rings doorbell*

Nothing happened, and the mayor soon became angry. Right when he was mad, the mayor soon thought for a moment, and was immediately happy again.

Mayor: Jack! I've got plans for अगला Halloween. I'll need to check them with आप before we start.

Still no response

Mayor: *sad*...

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Blazin' Blue Meets Sapphire Scorch-Part 1

posted by Dragon-88

My new OC who is a new resident, but he's too shy to talk to anyone, until now....

OK, this really awesome story begins with Blazin' getting off the train to Ponyville with his belongings, many of them drawings he made and lots of drawing paper, pencils, and other art material (he's an artist, which explains the cutie mark of a pencil). He is rather shy and isn't talking to anyone. He sees Big Macintosh, who sees the new resident and helps him with his belongings as they walk towards the house he was offered द्वारा Mayor Mare. He was rather tall, though....

Blazin': Thanks for your help....

Big Mac: Eyup.

Blazin': Might as well get settled. Got a nice bedroom, bathroom, kitchen....

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The last solstice - Chapter 29: Fading light - Part 1

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 29: Fading light – Part 1.

“I still can't believe it's really you... “the Princess of the Night कहा on a warm tone. “To be honest, I thought I'll never see आप again, sister.”

“I... don't know what to say...” Celestia replied, turning hear head away, her face revealing massive levels of uncertainty.

“You don't have to say anything, Tia. I'm just glad your finally here with us.”

“Us?”

“Yes. Cadence and Twilight are in the अगला room, they must know about your return at once!” Luna declared excitedly and reached for the door knob.

“No, wait!”...

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Silver Tune's Story 11

posted by _MockingJay_

The three mares were walking down the street. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake were very excited. Silver Tune was quietly following them. Snow Flake noticed Silver Tune's worried face. She paused and turned around.

SF: Why that face, Silver Tune?
ST: *sigh* I've actually never been to a mall before.
CC: *laughs* Yeah right.
ST: I'm serious. Ask anypony.. Ask my sister.

Coffee Creme's eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what Silver Tune had just said. She turned to Snow Flake, who also had her eyes wide open.

ST: What?
CC: Then.. Where the heck do आप buy your clothes?!
ST: Walmart, Target, या Tilly's....

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Silver Tune's Story 9

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune sat beside her locker. She was hungry, and she was mad. Coffee Crème smiled as she walked to Silver Tune.
Coffee Creme's smile suddenly disappeared. She saw Silver Tune crying.

CC: Silver Tune, why are आप crying?
ST: *rubs eyes* I-I'm not crying.. I'm smiling.. *frowns*
CC: What happened?
ST: आप wouldn't understand.
CC: Tell me. *sits*
ST: *sigh* For your own good, walk away.
CC: *tilts head*
ST: I buck everything up. I'll probably push आप and Snow Flake away, that's my thing. I just don't want to hurt you. So please, I'm begging you, don't enter my life. *lowers head*
CC: Awww sweetie....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After killing the enemy I got in my car with इंद्रधनुष Dash, and we started going to Sweet सेब Acres. We weren't sure why it was snowing.

Sean: Do आप suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet सेब acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: इंद्रधनुष Dash! Are आप alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 10 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.

Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*

After three मिनटों of running

Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right द्वारा the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are आप doing द्वारा that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask...

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Under Pressure Part Three

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror. She was not as depressed as usual. She came out of the bathroom to go back to class. When she came out, there was a little चूहा on the floor. She gasped and got startled. Then she decided to pick it up. She looked at it's little beady eyes. She went back to the bathroom to get paper towels for the little creature. Fluttershy was in there too, making sure her little critters were okay. Fluttershy smiled at Black Rose. Black Rose got the paper towels. Then, she found a small cardboard box to put it in. She put the towels inside...

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Chapter 19

posted by Canada24

MUCH LATER!

When Scootaloo gained conscience she remembered what happened and started getting scared, as she had no idea where she was, या what happened to the others.

As she nervously started pacing, she banged into something.

"Ow" groaned a familiar voice.

"Spike! Thank god!" Scootaloo cried, helping him up, and taking comfort in knowing she's not fully alone.

"Where do आप suppose we are?" Spike asked nervously.

"I don't know.. But Spike, would it be weird if I आप hug for comfort?" Scootaloo asked, frightenedly looking around.

"Not at all.. I could use the comfort as well" Spike said, hugging...

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The Seven Up's part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice's अगला part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint चुरा लिया a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are आप doing?
Buddy: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 2

posted by Dragon4322

"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....

Third दिन of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth दिन we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And...

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The last solstice - Chapter 25: That fateful दिन

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 25: That fateful day

Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud टट्टू like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take आप to that fateful दिन which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long पूर्व now. I was returning...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, या not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first दिन working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye's engine

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are आप the new आग mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another टट्टू on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, आप must be my new आग mare.
Coffee...

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Flame Air

posted by FlameMusical123

Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 5

posted by applejackrocks1

Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here आप go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits अगला to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking आप somewhere where आप can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: आप brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are आप doing here? Oh wait! आप work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought आप were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 2

posted by applejackrocks1

An घंटा later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....

Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 मिनटों later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...