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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: आप see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let आप know who Brony Of The महीना is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, या laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If आप don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill आप in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The महीना award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Wildwest Jeopardy

Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle

The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, या F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. आप 74 साल old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned आप not to say anything starting with N, या F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On सेकंड thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..

As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an ऐरो at it, and it was destroyed.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did आप do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! आप try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see आप in the अगला episode.

The End

On the अगला part of this episode

Master Sword rants about the news industry.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andy's car
Andy's car
January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
 Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back आप two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let आप talk in private....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops दिखा रहा है MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online फ्रेंड्स I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were back in the hospital, visiting Dan.

Dan: The doctor says I'll be out tomorrow.
Tim: Good news.
Julia: Now it's time for bad news.
Dan: What happened?
Julia: Remember Black Tuesday, and Stargazer?
Dan: Yes. What about them?
Tim: They were the ones in the Matador आप told us about.
Dan: I see. Last time आप chased him, he was driving a Mustang.
Tim: Yeah. I think he might switch cars on us again.
Julia: We'll keep our eyes peeled, and see if he ends up in a different car again.
Dan: Right. द्वारा the way, how is everything with the jurisdiction?
Tim: At the moment, not too good. We're gonna...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his अगला train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing अगला to Orion's train* आप have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: आप better think of something, या else आप may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... आप really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that आप know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell आप a story of Project Reborn. आप see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. आप see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards इंद्रधनुष Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* आप can use your MP40 आप know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the अगला Hell Hound* What have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, या anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If आप want for Snowflake to stay alive आप better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my दिल hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... लॉस्ट it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... आप slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... आप made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a टट्टू that चुरा लिया a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's चोटी, शीर्ष speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Holy Palladin गढ़, महल - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of क्वीन we may have और to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have और to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.


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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - आप idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon आप will be infamous around Equestria. आप slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need और money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why आप are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that दिन आप didn't knew about it and आप were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will आप change, will your फ्रेंड्स change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If आप want to hear a truth is that आप are being puppeted whatever आप do and आप can't leave it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are आप going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the सड़क, स्ट्रीट signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main सड़क, स्ट्रीट to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do आप say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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