Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes द्वारा in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do आप have?
बछेड़ा friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did आप fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
डेस्क Clerk: Good morning. Can I help आप with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
डेस्क Clerk: Cell phones. Would आप like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can आप give me?
डेस्क Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
डेस्क Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
डेस्क Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone shop
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates गूगल chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* आप plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
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Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes द्वारा in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do आप have?
बछेड़ा friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did आप fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
डेस्क Clerk: Good morning. Can I help आप with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
डेस्क Clerk: Cell phones. Would आप like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can आप give me?
डेस्क Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
डेस्क Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
डेस्क Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone shop
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates गूगल chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* आप plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
2 B continued