The Gossip Girl Chronicles

A/N: Hey. I'm back to scripted. हे I'm gossip-girl999 आप may remember me from such प्रशंसक fictions as The Chuck and Blair Chronicles. लोल I just watched The Simpsons Movie! I प्यार Troy! लोल =D Okay हे so I was just in the mood today to start लेखन my new प्रशंसक fictions and I'll just be updating this one when I get time to write a new episode. And cos I only got one review on my latest chapter of 'A Million प्यार Songs Later' I'm just giving up on that story. I've written chapter 10 already so I'll post that one then I'm done cos there is no point for only one review it doesn't make it worth it for me and it's pretty crap when I प्यार लेखन that story. But anyway I hope आप like this one. Thanks for reading. Review please. xoxo

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Setting; Start of season 1. Nothing in season 1 works out like that in this fic. I will be putting my own spin on things. E.g. Like Serena did not leave because of Georgina, Nate and Blair are not together, etc. The only thing that is the same is that Nate and Serena did hook up at that wedding while Blair was at the wedding with Nate as her तारीख, दिनांक but they only dated for a महीना then they broke up. So I hope आप like it. Please review Thanks.


Episode 1: Pilot

GG: Gossip Girl here you're number one स्रोत to the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. चोटी, शीर्ष story on my homepage. Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen the bad girl returns...and reformed my sources tell me. Yeah right. Like we believe that S.

Blair and her minions (Hazel, Penelope & Isabel) are outside Constance with their cell phones out.

B: I can not believe Nate still hasn't asked me out yet
P: Maybe he's waiting to ask me out
B: (laughs sarcastically) Yeah I'm sure that's it

(They all receive a message from Gossip Girl)

I: It's from Gossip Girl (looks at the headline) Oh...
H: My..
P: God...
B: What?
I: It's Serena
B: Serena? That's impossible... Give me that (takes Isabel's phone and reads the news that Serena is back) She's back!

(All the girls stare at Blair who is looking really shocked.)
(Serena arrives at school. Everyone is silent and stare at her. Many people are taking चित्रो with their phones. Serena goes over to Blair.)

S: Blair
B: (still in shock) You're back
S: Yeah I'm back
B: Wow that's great

(pause)

S: So how is everyone?
H: We're great
I: Yeah आप look great Serena
B: Did I say आप could speak? Even though it is just lovely to have आप back आप should know things have changed around here. I'm in charge now
S: I can see that Blair
B: Yeah it's going to stay that way
S: (grins)
B: Well I think we should get going. Don't mind if we leave आप do आप S?
S: Of course not आप go ahead

(Blair and her minions start to walk away.)

S: Oh Blair आप कहा things have changed...You defiantly haven't
B: Why would I want too? My name's not Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen.

(Serena titters under her breath.)

B: Lets go

(Blair leaves followed द्वारा her minions leaving Serena द्वारा herself outside school.)
(Serena sees Dan asking around for help. He walks up to her. Serena isn't really listening to him, she is on her cell phone.)

D: Hi आप don't know how I can get into this place do you?
S: What? Oh I think आप need St. Jude's
D: Yeah I got that just have no idea how to get in
S: Just down there and too the left
D: Oh and I...
S: Sorry I've got to go

(Serena walks away on her cell phone.)

D: Thanks Serena

(A few hours later. Still in school hours.)

(Blair is keeping her school things in her locker. Chuck walks up to her and stands अगला to her.)

C: Serena's back? Ohh that's gotta hurt
B: What?
C: We both know she can take over from आप any time she wants
B: No she can't I'm क्वीन for a reason
C: (grins) Yeah and that reason is that Serena wasn't here
B: Do आप enjoy putting me down या something Chuck?
C: No but if आप ever get really down I'll always be here to pick आप up
B: I bet आप would be. Oh द्वारा the way where's Nate?
C: बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल why?
B: Nothing I just...
C: Just what?
B: Nothing I want to discuss with you
C: (smiles at Blair, then laughs)
B: What are आप laughing at?
C: आप like Nate don't you...
B: What?! No I'm over him
C: (smiles)
B: I don't okay!
C: Sure whatever आप say but I could put in a good word for you
B: If I did. If. Why would आप do that?
C: Oh come on Blair आप know me so I think we both know why
B: (frowns) Ugh gross!

(School घंटी, बेल rings)

C: Well if आप ever change your mind call me
B: (smiles) It would be kind of wrong Chuck we're different species. I'm a क्वीन B and you're a...toad
C: Yeah but किस the toad and it turns into your prince
B: (trying to stop herself from giggling) I should be getting to class

(Blair walks up the steps towards the school)

C: Bye Blair (winks at her)
B: (annoyed expression)

Blair turns around away from Chuck and smiles.
Serena sees Blair and walks with her.

S: Blair!
B: Can't stop I've got to get to class
S: आप can stop for five minutes
B: No I can't. It's history I really don't want to miss that.
S: Blair stop being like this. I've apologized.
B: I really don't have time
S: Fine, what are आप doing tonight?
B: I'm busy
S: Come on Blair please. The Palace bar? Tonight seven?
B: (rolls her eyes) Okay. Now I really have to go.

(Blair goes to class. Serena smiles thinking she is getting somewhere with Blair.)
(Serena goes back into the courtyard and bumps into Dan who knocks all her things on the floor.)

S: Oh my God
D: Oh I'm sorry, my fault totally
S: Oh don't worry (looks at Dan) Oh it's आप from this morning?
D: आप remember me?
S: I never forget a face
D: Neither do I...

(Dan smiles, thinking that he has never forgotten Serena since the first time he saw her.)

(After class Blair is coming out of her class Nate is waiting outside for her)

B: Nate?
N: Hi Blair
B: Hey

Nate looks over at Chuck who is grinning trying not to laugh.

B: (smiling) Did आप want to say something?
N: Yeah...I was wondering about Serena
B: (stops smiling) Serena?
N: Yeah since you're best फ्रेंड्स I was...
B: We're not best friends. We're not even friends
N: Oh right...
B: But what's that got to do with what आप wanted to say
N: I wanted to ask you...

(Blair smiles, thinking he is going to ask her out)

N: I wanted to ask Serena out
B: (shocked) What?
N: I know you're the last person I should be asking but we only dated for a महीना so it doesn't really matter does it? It doesn't bother आप right?
B: (upset) No, not at all
N: But if आप two aren't friends...

(Nate turns away and begins to walk back to Chuck)
Blair feels angry that he can ask her about asking Serena out after they dated.

B: Nate...

(Nate turns around)

B: I could tell Serena for you
N: आप could?
B: Yeah
N: Even after us?
B: We're water under the bridge Nate it doesn't bother आप so why should it bother me
N: (smiles)

(Blair smiles back)

(At the Loft in Brooklyn. Dan and Jenny are arriving घर from school. Rufus is in the kitchen.)

R: हे guys how was you're first day?
J: Awful. I don't know why आप send us there Dad. There's this party अगला week and practically everyone is going apart from me. They think I'm such a loser.
R: Oh Jen you're not a loser. How about the Humphrey's have their own party to make up
J: What? Me, आप and Dan yeah that'll be so wild.
R: What about you?
D: Huh...
R: How was you're first दिन of school?
D: Average, actually no below average
J: Apart from meeting his dream girl
R: Oh and who's this?
D: No Jen. No one Dad. It's no one
J: Her name's Serena
D: Shut up Jen
R: Serena...Is she one of these uptight Upper East Side girls?
J: (giggles) Well with a name like वैन, वान der Woodsen how can not be?
R: वैन, वान der Woodsen?
D: Yeah why do आप know her?
R: No...I know her mother

(The rest of their conversation goes unheard.)

(Back outside school. Chuck is outside with a bunch of girls. Blair walks angrily towards him.)

B: आप basshole!
C: Excuse me ladies.

Blair grabs Chuck's कमीज, शर्ट and drags him across the yard.

B: आप knew about Nate liking Serena didn't you? And आप didn't tell me
C: Telling आप would ruin the fun
B: What is wrong with you? Do आप hate me या something?
C: No
B: Then why do आप keep on doing this?
C: Fine I'm sorry happy now?
B: No because Nate likes Serena not me
C: आप कहा आप didn't like him
B: I don't...Anymore. He can go to hell...(upset) It's just I really wanted him to ask me out and everything would be perfect. He's so wonderful and handsome and clever and perfect and...
C: Trust me he's not all that

(Blair sits down on a bench)

B: Give me one bad thing he's done because I can't think of anything
C: He hasn't just suddenly grown a liking to Serena it's been a while...
B: Okay? But there's nothing wrong with liking someone
C: But there is something wrong with sleeping with आप best friend's boyfriend
B: What?
C: He slept with Serena at the Shepard wedding when he dating you
B: No. He wouldn't do that. Nate wouldn't do that
C: He would and did. He not Mr. Perfect Blair far from it

(Blair looks shocked and rushes off. Chuck feels a little bad for telling Blair about it but then gets back to the other girls.)

(Later on that evening at the Palace.)

S: So how have आप been? With the divorce and everything?
B: It's okay, Mom doing...She doesn't really want to face it. I mean how many people can say their husband left them for a 31 साल old male model.
S: Yeah...
B: How was boarding school?
S: Boring. I'm glad to be back. I missed आप all.
B: Nate?
S: What about Nate?
B: Did आप miss him?
S: Yeah like I कहा I miss आप all. But listen Blair I'm sorry about just up and leaving I really didn't want to do that to you. But I hope we can be फ्रेंड्स again.
B: Listen Serena I'm really not interested in being फ्रेंड्स with आप again.
S: Then why are आप here?
B: To tell आप you're a lying, manipulative whore who slept with my boyfriend, but आप know that bit right?
S: Nate? Did he tell you?
B: No. As if Nate would tell me. It was a...friend of mine. Which is saying a lot because I wouldn't say that usually but these days I need all the फ्रेंड्स I can get.
S: Blair...I'm sorry it just happened
B: And आप just happened to disappear the दिन after
S: (looks away)
B: Is that why आप left? आप couldn't face me?
S: No..Yes...It's complicated B
B: Save it

(Blair finishes her drink and walks away.)

B: Oh and just for future references, only my फ्रेंड्स call me B

(Blair exits. Serena looks very upset and is nearly in tears.)

(The अगला दिन outside Constance and St. Jude's.)

(Blair is talking to some people. Nate comes up behind her to talk.)

N: Blair... What did she say?
B: (pause) I'm sorry Nate she doesn't want to know. I tried.
N: Thanks Blair and that was really great of आप to even ask with everything, not many people would have
B: I'm not most people
N: No...You're not
B: (smiles)

(Blair starts walking away.)

N: Blair? Do आप want to have coffee later?

(Blair is still facing away from him but closes her eyes and smiles)

B: I'd प्यार too

(Blair and Nate smile at eachother.)

GG: Spotted. N and B displaying in a serious eye sex session. Is that back on? What about Serena N? Isn't she the one आप want? And Chuck still as devious as ever just like your partner in crime, and the new kids on the block lonely boy and Little J making their way onto the A-list? But the main story will be S's return and why she left in the first place. What's you're secret S? We'll know soon enough after all secrets aren't kept for long on the Upper East Side and who will be the first to know? आप know आप प्यार me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

A/N: So I hope आप liked it. Thanks for reading. Please review. Thank आप xoxo