19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are आप doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank आप very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what आप were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do आप know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the planning.
Serena: आप mean the plotting?
Blair: Yes. I'm glad it blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call....

1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought आप were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless आप want us to wait for you. Looks like आप got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She लॉस्ट 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I प्यार you, B.
Blair: I प्यार you, too, S.

Blair: She better not दिखाना her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild ब्रंच

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...