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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first लेख on the C.A.T spot, about my least प्रिय character in twilight. Actually, my least प्रिय character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight प्रशंसकों like her. She is कहा to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not once. She doesnt want to go to colledge, she has no hobbies (unless आप count whining a hobby), and has no goals whatsoever. It seems that her whole life is Edward and wanting to be a vampire. What does tha say to readers? That we should give up everything to be with a man?

2) Friends

Now, the मिनट Bella steps into Forks she's the most लोकप्रिय girl there. All guys want her, and all the girls are her friend. There all very nice to her, but admit it, she a crappy friend. She hardly even talks to any of them unless to use them, and doesnt seems intrested in them at all. When Edward leaves her in new moon, she ignores all of them for months when she goes into her Zombie State. Wow, what a great friend.
Also, she treats her best friend, Jacob, sometimes like dirt. He was helping her in new moon, and the मिनट Edward comes back, she throws Jacob to the side like a used napkin, when he helped her.

3) Lets Edward Push Her Around

Now, why many see Edward as the perfect boyfriend, I, for one, think he's just abusive. Yes, he does have his moments, but...come on, he took the engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing Jacob. If I were Bella, I एक प्रकार का जहाज़ him. But Bella just uses the excuse, "its because he loves me" and "he just overprotective"
Right.
What happened to Girl Power?

4) Whining
Oh. My. God.
She whines like a little girl ALL THE TIME!
Especially in New Moon!
Everytime she went on about this "whole in her chest", या complained, I wanted to throw the book at the wall. How many times I wanted to yell "Get yourself together girl", I don't really know.
Also, in new moon, her persanality is just flat and obsessive.

5) Reapeats About Edwards "Hotness"
Okay, Bella made a reference to Edwards beauty 165 times...

In the first book!

द्वारा the middle of twilight, I was rolling my eyes, thinking 'Okay, we get it. आप think he's hot. Moving on."
Honestly, I don't think the पुस्तकें would be so big if she kept making commenst about his "beauty." Honestly, is she in प्यार with him या his looks? Guess we will never know.

Okay, thats it folks! There are probaly other reason why I dislike Bella...actually there's a thousand, but I wont go into them right now. This however, is just the main 5 reasons I don't like Bella.
To end this, I would like to say I am very sorry if I offended anyone. I just wanted to share my opinion. If आप are a Bella fan, then thats is absoutly fine, I don't have a problem with that. Once again, I'm just sharing my opinion.
I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as टिप्पणी दे after टिप्पणी दे with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send आप to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that आप think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a क्रिस्मस पेड़ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what आप are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much आप mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: आप know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do आप kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her पुस्तकें and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward आप suck!!!!
Whether आप hate Twilight so much it fills आप with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, या प्यार it so much आप plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent आप from marrying a book, या perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. आप hear the name 'Edward', आप think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' आप think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' आप think...
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Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new फिल्में come out and even after it's all been done for about a महीना या so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...
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As the शीर्षक suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if आप don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...
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posted by kayleebabee
this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do आप think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her जवाब sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually कहा was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that कुतिया, मतलबी bella is his...
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Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.


If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 मिनटों go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say आप dont choose love, प्यार choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to प्यार them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand या get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out लोल even though i have so much और i would like to let out.
Ever since its हाल का creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The मंचों are always buzzing.
I absolutely प्यार visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the टिप्पणियाँ are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG आप प्यार (insert...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This लेख may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I प्यार you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so आप have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the प्यार of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, आप sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 साल olds and 17 साल olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice या animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton या the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style आइकन despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it द्वारा a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a प्रशंसक of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, या adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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added by Jasper_LUVER
Source: गूगल
It's called "Daughter of Darkness" द्वारा V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 साल old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused द्वारा their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation या abuse. आप have to read between the...
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This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why आप should have too.

In my mind, when an लेखक creates a story with a new या different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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added by marthatsal
posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As आप have probably guessed, I am लेखन to आप concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the पुस्तकें as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 या so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then आप throw in three...
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After पढ़ना the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" द्वारा bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella हंस a heroine. If आप do, आप have got a really great deal of imagination, या a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight प्रशंसकों would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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