Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but और often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would वैंपायर go to high school?”, या “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, या can be logically theorized. These are usually followed द्वारा “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, या “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, या my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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 OMG she totally चुरा लिया that सेब from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the लेखक of Twilight या her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this लेख is purely academic speculation inspired द्वारा a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every प्रशंसक knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The अगला day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The दिन after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen या my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You चुरा लिया this!'].
posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book या the दीवार i mean come on who the f*** makes वैंपायर sparkle! i mean unless आप want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes आप want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the पुस्तकें are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are आप on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when आप nees her

i hope आप see my point PEACE
posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope आप like it

im a twilight प्रशंसक but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when आप first read the book आप have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in प्यार with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if आप concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters आप will realize the truth about bella that is

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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob और so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased द्वारा crazed प्रशंसक girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash लोकप्रिय फिल्में because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept फिल्में the way they come.

As a one time लेखक of a book called Elfin Magic (become a प्रशंसक of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers आप a direct line to the फिल्में and the लेखक refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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Haaa xD
आप belong with me
टेलर स्विफ्ट
जेकब ब्लैक
जेकब और बेला
न्यू मून
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 Credit: Very Demotivational
Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this लेख because recently I have found myself और constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much और awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give आप all the evidence आप will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight प्रशंसक trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella हंस is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility या social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I would like to note that anne चावल wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne चुरा लिया it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank द्वारा वैंपायर but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The वैंपायर skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the किस in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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Source: Paramount and some 70s magazine
OK, this is my very first लेख - I have never written an लेख for फैन्पॉप before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest लेख ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so भालू with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the शीर्षक of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She कहा Jacob was beautiful once या twice and called his new muscles impressive once या that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain अगला to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a सवाल a bit पूर्व asking what bothers आप about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if आप haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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