Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but और often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would वैंपायर go to high school?”, या “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, या can be logically theorized. These are usually followed द्वारा “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, या “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, या my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella हंस is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility या social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and द्वारा looking at the title, आप can tell this is for sure not a good लेख to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If आप don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had कहा about...
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posted by OCFan123
Okay, so I just wrote an लेख called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an लेख about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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For people who were expecting this लेख to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as आप can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The लेखक of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most लोकप्रिय writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The सूची of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega प्रशंसक of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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I saw a review of the new Twilight movie, and in a generally negative review one thing कहा in defence of the movie was that Bella doesn't dress like a skank (paraphrased) and she just looks like a normal girl, which was called a good message as they felt it's healthier for girls to see Bella/Kristin Stewart on screen than someone like Angelina Jolie. That on चोटी, शीर्ष of the fact that I keep hearing people say in defence of Twilight 'well at least it sends tweens a good message concerning not having sex too soon' since Edward refuses for a long time, and pretty much all they seem to do is touch...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the मंचों here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another लेखक - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर लेखन polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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Source: http://www.twilightblog.net/2009/11/fun-with-your-ew-magazine-with-kristen_24.html
Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. और credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells आप या he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one या not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I would like to note that anne चावल wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne चुरा लिया it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank द्वारा वैंपायर but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The वैंपायर skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first लेख on the C.A.T spot, about my least प्रिय character in twilight. Actually, my least प्रिय character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight प्रशंसकों like her. She is कहा to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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