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#1: COUNTRY MUSIC:
It's not that it's nesseary BAD music.
It's just.. Not for me.
But unfortunately, when आप gro up with a family such as mine, आप hear it fuckin EVERYWHERE. My family is obsessed with country music. Where all a bunch of AppleJack's.
In fact, my entire mom's side of the family, are literary a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls..


#2: DUMB BLONDE JOKES:
Most of the girls in my family are blondes.
So I take much offence to this..


#3: ALMOST "EVERY" FANFICTION STORY:
Now. There are obviously so GREAT stories out there (but no, My Little Dashie is not one of them, so shut up).
But the fact still remains that there's IDEA that people make porns out them. And with so much details.. I mean. Do they watch fuckin porn all day.. But that's not even the ONLY thing I hate.. Even GOOD fanfics are written as soap operas. And I hardly ever read fanfics. I just write them. And sometimes read my OWN stories..


#4: AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives, there is literary NO difference whatsoever.. Well. Scenario wise, at least..


#5: AM RADIO:
Now. This is the worst thing in the history of.. Radio.
I would rather lesson to fuckin country, then AM radio.
My dad loves it, but I can't see how..


#6: NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENTS:
Every time आप hear कार्टून with Canadian stereotypes, there's the fact that Newfoundlanders really DO talk like that.
And I once had a school teacher from there, and he was always obsessed with मेपल syrup..


#7: THE WAR BETWEEN कोक AND PEPSI:
In my opinion. They taste the exact same..


#8: CHENEL WEST COST:
For anybody who dosen't know (witch goes for just about ANYBODY) She's some sort of rapper. I don't know anything about her myself.
Just that she's good फ्रेंड्स with a person I DO like, Rob Dyrdek.
And she's the one down side of Rediciousness. She laughs at ANYTHING that is ever कहा द्वारा someone, and her laugh is the most annoying thing ever..


#9: STEVE TYLOR:
I use to प्यार this guy.
But when I grew older I grown to respect him less and less..
Mainly because. He can't fuckin sing!!


#10: RED 2:
Despite all the pleasure and thrill we gotten from Red one..
This one dosen't even have BLOOD..
How are we suppose to believe people "really" gotten shot, या gotten a चाकू to the throat, if there's no fuckin blood to PROVE IT!
I'm serious, a guy gets his throat slit, and despite the face we ALL know the amount of blood loss that comes from a slit open throat. This film literary shows ZERO blood.
It's as if the whole movie is on some sort of childblock.
Nothing is shown, nothing is believed..
On a similar note. There's the Asian guy.. I mean.. Nobody is THAT good at fighting.. It's why I hate the ninja from JI Jo..
1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) हे cowboy? आप mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, आप DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of आप left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK आप VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where आप guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did आप do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the अगला time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: हे Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns इंद्रधनुष Dash into a changeling, and calls her a कुतिया, मतलबी before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised द्वारा the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he लॉस्ट his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive द्वारा the undead. Unable to cope, he placed गुड़िया on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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posted by Canada24
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced द्वारा his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored द्वारा how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using कोट्स from other फिल्में (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on और then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as कहा for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 या 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing आप can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should आप be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what गोकु is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now आप must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!


#2: 22 JUMP सड़क, स्ट्रीट TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah पहाड़ी, हिल and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..


#3: THAT...
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posted by Canada24
Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..


STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns इंद्रधनुष Dash into a changeling, and calls her a कुतिया, मतलबी before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)


STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...
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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, द्वारा a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...
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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall द्वारा my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...
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#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What आप doing with it anyway?
Christian: आप know. It's probably one of those things आप SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are आप holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where आप stand!
Till आप know that आप won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were दिया powerful यूनिकॉर्न to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but आप can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked द्वारा me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no और than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are आप sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. आप must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are आप any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to प्यार about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so लोकप्रिय on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I प्यार these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid यूट्यूब stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has और than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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