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#1: COUNTRY MUSIC:
It's not that it's nesseary BAD music.
It's just.. Not for me.
But unfortunately, when आप gro up with a family such as mine, आप hear it fuckin EVERYWHERE. My family is obsessed with country music. Where all a bunch of AppleJack's.
In fact, my entire mom's side of the family, are literary a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls..


#2: DUMB BLONDE JOKES:
Most of the girls in my family are blondes.
So I take much offence to this..


#3: ALMOST "EVERY" FANFICTION STORY:
Now. There are obviously so GREAT stories out there (but no, My Little Dashie is not one of them, so shut up).
But the fact still remains that there's IDEA that people make porns out them. And with so much details.. I mean. Do they watch fuckin porn all day.. But that's not even the ONLY thing I hate.. Even GOOD fanfics are written as soap operas. And I hardly ever read fanfics. I just write them. And sometimes read my OWN stories..


#4: AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives, there is literary NO difference whatsoever.. Well. Scenario wise, at least..


#5: AM RADIO:
Now. This is the worst thing in the history of.. Radio.
I would rather lesson to fuckin country, then AM radio.
My dad loves it, but I can't see how..


#6: NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENTS:
Every time आप hear कार्टून with Canadian stereotypes, there's the fact that Newfoundlanders really DO talk like that.
And I once had a school teacher from there, and he was always obsessed with मेपल syrup..


#7: THE WAR BETWEEN कोक AND PEPSI:
In my opinion. They taste the exact same..


#8: CHENEL WEST COST:
For anybody who dosen't know (witch goes for just about ANYBODY) She's some sort of rapper. I don't know anything about her myself.
Just that she's good फ्रेंड्स with a person I DO like, Rob Dyrdek.
And she's the one down side of Rediciousness. She laughs at ANYTHING that is ever कहा द्वारा someone, and her laugh is the most annoying thing ever..


#9: STEVE TYLOR:
I use to प्यार this guy.
But when I grew older I grown to respect him less and less..
Mainly because. He can't fuckin sing!!


#10: RED 2:
Despite all the pleasure and thrill we gotten from Red one..
This one dosen't even have BLOOD..
How are we suppose to believe people "really" gotten shot, या gotten a चाकू to the throat, if there's no fuckin blood to PROVE IT!
I'm serious, a guy gets his throat slit, and despite the face we ALL know the amount of blood loss that comes from a slit open throat. This film literary shows ZERO blood.
It's as if the whole movie is on some sort of childblock.
Nothing is shown, nothing is believed..
On a similar note. There's the Asian guy.. I mean.. Nobody is THAT good at fighting.. It's why I hate the ninja from JI Jo..
MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know आप won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot आप in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD आप CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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posted by Canada24
Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge नितंब, गधा review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...
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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little टट्टू characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never दिखा रहा है him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...
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posted by Canada24
 Gotta प्यार Anderson
Gotta love Anderson
Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As आप can tell द्वारा the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H हे बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
AppleJack: Are ya drunk या something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I प्यार आप Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much और innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered द्वारा Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the लॉस्ट (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...
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posted by Canada24
As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this दिखाना for the violence.

And when आप know it's Japenesse, आप KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi कुतिया, मतलबी has in store..
We all प्यार Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST फ्रेंड्स FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", द्वारा pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the अभिनय is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when पढ़ना the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 साल old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person या wheel chair person, या even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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Well..
Actually it's और of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't प्यार hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much और badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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posted by Canada24
Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill या be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill या be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill आप later in a बिना सोचे समझे encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If आप do the excutution हटाइए on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill प्लेबाय instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel और guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty आप couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his टिप्पणी दे about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes आप wonder rather या not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my क्लब्स cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what आप would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was दिया a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined द्वारा the shows constant need for crude...
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