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Lazy मास्करेड face reveal (something Mr Nightmare HASN'T done)

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चोटी, शीर्ष 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) आप CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, आप look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) आप do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 20 Coach Hines कोट्स

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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as आप are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what आप THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because आप decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! या I WILL SET आप ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 20 KEY & PEELE quotes.. (unconcerned)

posted by Canada24

Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd आप leave the toilet सीट up?
Peele: कुतिया, मतलबी WHY WAS आप LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do आप even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 5 scariest demons

posted by Canada24

#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted द्वारा most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed द्वारा Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....

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Hellsing abridged कोट्स (taken from the real scripts)

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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, आप protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my प्रिय cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my प्रिय cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. आप know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: आप do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

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चोटी, शीर्ष Ten R Rated Superhero फिल्में (Ft. Windwakerguy430)

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#10: Batman: Gotham द्वारा Gaslight

Now here is the real R Rated animated बैटमैन movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham द्वारा Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian लंडन city, बैटमैन must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, आप would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character आप would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...

Hedgehog In Ponyville

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Here are two previews to प्रशंसक fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, द्वारा the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

posted by Canada24

Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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चोटी, शीर्ष 20 कोट्स from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill आप both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell आप all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill आप both, slice आप open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...

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चोटी, शीर्ष ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

posted by Canada24

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He कहा it was the worst प्रशंसक fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking दिखाना it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the list. The things that...

चोटी, शीर्ष ten Vaas quotes:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, आप want to run? Huh? आप want to run, आप want to disrespect me? आप want to fuck with me? I mean, आप come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and आप want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give आप thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat आप up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...

चोटी, शीर्ष Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded द्वारा a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

Sad Satan - Deep Web Horror Game - Part 1 REACTION!

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चोटी, शीर्ष 20 Packie Mcreary कोट्स

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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

All of my HELLSING reviews..

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All आप have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a प्रिय character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...

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कपकेक spoof.. FULL story

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare इंद्रधनुष Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the गुलाबी mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! आप made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...

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चोटी, शीर्ष five most disturbing spongebob villains

posted by Canada24

1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea भालू is a large piranha-like मछली with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked द्वारा one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea भालू is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea भालू took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea भालू then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

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My चोटी, शीर्ष ten Hellsing abridged कोट्स

posted by Canada24

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even लंडन bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. लंडन Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do आप know what my चोटी, शीर्ष three प्रिय things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. सेकंड is Nazis. Can आप guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: आप will witness what happens what here today, and आप will will speak of it later.. Except आप won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

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Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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