जापान makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. आप play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as आप look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if आप look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a मांगा with a शीर्षक so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if आप don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent पहाड़ी, हिल 2 and why it’s my प्रिय horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, या even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, कुतिया, मतलबी
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will आप stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Link: Man, this job is a lot और fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone द्वारा killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears संगीत behind waterfall) What is this. The संगीत is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did आप hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are आप one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give आप this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can आप hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first लेख of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where आप play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and आप have a choice to be good या evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this लेख contains spoilers)

Boss: हड्डा, ततैया Queen
The हड्डा, ततैया क्वीन is the...

So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, या Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, या Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The लॉस्ट Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need हीरोस to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. आप invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. आप 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how आप found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a साल या two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought आप were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Song: link



Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting और than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much लॉस्ट the only person...

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a प्यार for और of the Japanese culture. After पढ़ना about the country on an लेख online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. और specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling आप this so आप can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Link: Okay, so, what do we do अगला on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are आप serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't आप find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: आप will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? आप mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, हे Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... हे Orca.
Orca: So, आप want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for आप to teach me a new हटाइए so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's जांघिया says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few मिनटों of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and एनीमेशन allows people to do things that आप couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to प्यार animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still प्यार the एनीमेशन of कार्टून and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with आप all एनीमेशन styles द्वारा creators that I प्यार the most. Some आप may like, and some I may get आप to like. So, let’s start with the...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed द्वारा the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a साल after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss या even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are प्रशंसकों of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack द्वारा dragons. So, with the use of...

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, आप always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, आप don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Anime girls depending on clothing या breast size:

Small breasts, और layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one कुतिया, मतलबी nobody likes या for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just द्वारा them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, और layers of clothes, या fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed द्वारा Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if आप live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...