It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic ऐनीमे the other दिन and it finally came to my head. A सवाल that haunts almost EVERY single ऐनीमे and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many ऐनीमे in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES आप COULD GO TO WOULD आप PICK A CLASSROOM TO दिखाना YOUR ऐनीमे IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES आप COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another दिन in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I कहा to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, या insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those फिल्में that is hated, weather द्वारा fans, critics, या the world in general, but आप just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: टर्मिनेटर 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, प्रशंसकों were hyped for the अगला one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They कहा that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one या two characters that आप can interact with. However, there are those characters that आप just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If आप like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the सूची because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when आप pick up a rupee या are fighting enemies, she will always come and give आप सलाह that आप already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very सेकंड they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a प्रशंसक of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a प्रशंसक of Harry Potter… the पुस्तकें anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great पुस्तकें that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, आप wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the लेखक states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a सूची about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN और disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the और disturbing things in the media, द्वारा what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when आप think of Pokemon, आप think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered द्वारा a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes आप test your abilities, giving आप a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, या is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes आप wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, आप will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack द्वारा a Porygon,...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad आप see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut आप the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the अगला island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but आप have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes द्वारा train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are आप doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get आप out of here before...

So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and प्लेस्टेशन 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in प्यार with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...

Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel खरीडिए was closed at night, as most of the shops in लंडन were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was दिया night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...

Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did आप send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...

PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin लॉस्ट his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

For those of आप that own a Playstation, I'm sure आप know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great खाड़ी, बे Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ आप sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. आप see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. आप know what, screw it, I wont सवाल the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to दिखाना आप memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine या Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a मंच known as Something Awful, a user पोस्टेड a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The शीर्षक of the चित्र was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting और and और famous.
The...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be और specific. Crimson skies is a game where आप play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, आप play the whole game in a fighter plane around the साल 1940. Now, its a lot और fun then आप think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: मकड़ी Zeppelin
The मकड़ी Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask आप something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want आप to do this alone. Unless आप want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, आप did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...