1. Vampire bite marks on your neck are way harder to cover up than a hickey some mortal boy may give you. It’ll take a bit और than concealer to cover that baby up; I suggest investing in a lot of scarves.
2. आप know how parents always want to have a nice family रात का खाना with your new boy to get to know him better? Well, that’s a little hard for someone that only drinks blood. “Uhh… I’ll just have a steak… super rare.” I’m sure he’ll raise a few eyebrows during dinner.
3. No fun in the sun for आप guys. Say goodbye to warm and sunny trips to the beach.
4. He uses speech from hundreds of years ago, which makes आप scratch your head trying to figure out what the hell he is saying. “What hath thee wrought?” Say what?
5. Sleeping all दिन so that आप can hang out with him at night is totally killing your tan.
6. He is soooo much older and wiser than you. Meaning, आप can’t win any arguments. He’ll be pulling out the immortality card whenever he can. “When you’re 500 years you’ll understand!” Lame.
7. Angst, lots of angst. Yes, he may have आप in his life, someone to प्यार and warm his cold blooded heart, but he’ll still have his ईमो days. Expect him to go into dark brooding mode a lot, going on and on about all the horrible things he did in his “early years.”
8. He is easily overwhelmed द्वारा our modern technology. Ever try explaining to a grandparent how to use a computer? Frustrating right? Imagine having to explain it to a centuries old vampire. “Back in my दिन we had carrier pigeons, none of this e-mail या texting nonsense!”
9. आप keep cutting your tongue on his sharp fangs. Sure, after a while आप learn the art of चुंबन a vampire, but for a while there every किस results in आप nicking your tongue on those fangs. Then your tongue bleeds which triggers that blood lust of his, which is a whole other issue there. Some days आप just aren’t in the mood for a good ol’ blood draining.
10. No warm cuddles. Being undead and all means he’s a bit on the chilly side, so you’re stuck cuddling a chunk of ice.
