How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a सवाल a bit पूर्व asking what bothers आप about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if आप haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, आप probably...

(i have edited this लेख so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell आप why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are पढ़ना that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child सुरक्षित book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 साल old...

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are आप ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since आप both write fiction-how did आप come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of बिस्तर and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides द्वारा calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets आप a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE साल OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The पुस्तकें aren’t well written, just because आप make up...