*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. आप know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in प्यार with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will आप come घर to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have आप ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s कमीज, शर्ट and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in प्यार with Edward thing. She कहा it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh या better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let आप know how it all turns out अगला time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. आप know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in प्यार with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will आप come घर to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have आप ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s कमीज, शर्ट and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in प्यार with Edward thing. She कहा it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh या better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let आप know how it all turns out अगला time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Ok हे everyone. i just wanted to tell आप that i was really sad and mad in Breaking Dawn. Ok for those of आप who havent read the book and आप don't want spoilers because there will be a lot in here, then don't read this. Ok so when the volturi came i was pissed because i started to really like Renesmee. Well the volturi came to kill renesmee. ok so i got really pissed off and stuff. i was sad to see irina die but that कुतिया, मतलबी deserved it. and i was mad when, and this is from eclipse, just to let आप know. i was mad but happy too, when Bella kissed Jacob. Cuz i was hoping Edward would break up with her (which he didn't). Well im sorry but i will finish या well, i should say make another part to this later.
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I wanted to post और लेखाए today but I didn't have the time to do so... now, I would like to apologize to Chuck प्रशंसकों for claiming that your प्रिय दिखाना got canceled, and I would like to apologize to Twilight प्रशंसकों for claiming that Miley Cyrus would be in Breaking Dawn. Burn!......
nice टिप्पणियाँ Twilight प्रशंसकों & Sorry.just 4 fun.:D
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[Write In Website] : .......My Breaking Dawn लेख is being sent around the world via e-mail like crazy, and Canada folk are coming here to read my update on Sympatico's April Fools joke about Canada buying half of Hawaii.
I wanted to post और लेखाए today but I didn't have the time to do so... now, I would like to apologize to Chuck प्रशंसकों for claiming that your प्रिय दिखाना got canceled, and I would like to apologize to Twilight प्रशंसकों for claiming that Miley Cyrus would be in Breaking Dawn. Burn!......