ट्वाईलाईट शृंखला Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. आप know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in प्यार with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will आप come घर to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have आप ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s कमीज, शर्ट and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in प्यार with Edward thing. She कहा it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh या better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let आप know how it all turns out अगला time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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aura--chapter 11-- where are my ruby slippers?

posted by mikaela_isabela

here we go, its a long one, but i got confused...enjoi!

Almost as soon as I was securely in my seat, the class room door opened and Mr. Varner, followed द्वारा Jasper and Thackery came into the room. I saw Thackery scan the room, and take in me and Ben in the middle of two वैंपायर and one werewolf. His eyes narrowed as he saw me sitting अगला to Alice. I felt my tattoo burn as it usually does when my emotions are as strong as they are now. I squirmed a little but stopped when I saw Thackery, Ben, Alice, Jacob and Edward staring at me.
‘I wish आप could teach me how to stop the burn,' I complained...

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Kayla, Chapter 26

posted by twilight-7

If I kept आप waiting आप know I am sorry!

Charlie was out of the hospital and lounging in front of the TV, watching baseball on ESPN. He looked completely healthy and according to him felt healthy. I guess it was the Azdi part of him that had helped him heal so well although Charlie denied having healing abilities. I sat अगला to him.
“Want anything?” I asked him.
“I’m alright,” he said, not taking his eyes off the batter that was running round the bases.
“I do not understand that sport,” I said, shaking my head clueless at the screen.
“It’s very simple. See that guy that’s...

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Rob and Kristen Translated Interview

posted by mandapanda

I’m in a hotel where the interview will take place. Robert is late, although understandably so. He’s been doing interviews all day, so I try to be patient. Suddenly, the door opens and Robert walks in apologizing with a very thick British accents that makes आप melt. He’s tall and thin, he has a very pale skin. He’s wearing jeans and a T-shirt under another shirt. He’s hair is messy and it looks as though he had fallen asleep. He plays with a bottle of coke. When he finally sits down we start out interview…
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My thoughts about the movie

posted by alicecullen91

I thought the movie was great! If i had to rate this movie it would be an A.
Acting: B+
Directing: A
Story: A

My प्रिय parts have to be:
+the चुंबन scene
+how the movie started
+how the movie ended (good cliffy)
+the baseball scene (very funny)
+the prom
+bella tellimg charlie that she a तारीख, दिनांक with edward.
+the meadow

My least प्रिय parts are:
- how edward acted soooo dramatic at the meadow
-the hospital scene at the end of the movie (a little और detail needed to be added)
-the WAY too fake flying and running with bella.

thanks to the movie, i really enjoyed some of the characters in the book, for...

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ROSALIE

posted by Kroshka09

Before I begin all of आप that are in प्यार with Alice please dont start hating on me. :)

I like Rosalie a lot I really dont understand WHY आप hate her so much.

Is it because she is mean to Bella? Well she is mean because Edward chose a human over a beautiful vampire.. and btw arent आप girls mad at Bella for "stealing" Edward from आप and are jelous of Bella? So basicaly all of आप are in almost Rosalie's position. I know that some might disagree, but again this is what I think...

Rosalie story fascanates(how to spell?) me a lot. She was raped and because of some stupid man she got all...

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True Twilight प्रशंसकों - Twilighters

posted by officefan2010

Recently, I read an लेख on here written द्वारा a true Twilight fan, where she expressed her anger with the fan-community of this beloved series.
After पढ़ना - a long with पढ़ना some other लेखाए too - I began to think about what it means to be a true Twilight fan, a Twilighter if आप will.

In my opinion a true प्रशंसक of anything appreciates every element of whatever that person is a प्रशंसक of - in this case Twilight.
A true Twilighter looks at this series and doesn't see just a प्यार story between a vampire and a human, but they see the struggle between good and evil. They see a story with dynamic...

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The story behind लेखन New Moon

posted by tubby2002

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if आप haven't read New Moon and आप don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than लेखन a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then आप know that I didn't set out to write a novel या begin a career as an author. I was just लेखन down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...