*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. आप know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in प्यार with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will आप come घर to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have आप ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s कमीज, शर्ट and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in प्यार with Edward thing. She कहा it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh या better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let आप know how it all turns out अगला time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. आप know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in प्यार with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will आप come घर to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have आप ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s कमीज, शर्ट and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in प्यार with Edward thing. She कहा it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh या better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let आप know how it all turns out अगला time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
When I first started watching twilight, I thought it was brill! I still do! im watching it right now1 Im such a dedicate dfan I mean Im drinking चाय with my twilight mug and im watching twilight Eclipse I also have twilight in forks! And I even have a twilight notebook with loads of facts about Twilight, I think robert pattison (edward) is so cute Im always on TEAM EDWARD! If आप dont प्यार twilight then आप dont know how to live! I cant wait till breaking dawn comes out! I प्यार Twilight!!!!!!! xxx
