What Are your favoutite कोट्स from the Twilight Saga?

"i kissed bella...she punched me...and broke her hand..." -jacob eclipse ;)

"I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much और fun with आप around." Emmett Cullen, Eclipse

"Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort." Emmett breaking dawn

"I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!" paul, new moon

"Where’s the flood, mutt?" rose breaking dawn

"You know how आप drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool." jake, breaking dawn

"Hey, do आप know what आप call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever." jake breaking dawn

और also but yeah.. :)