Prom Night! :D

Bree: Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for
In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes
400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolical
Villain in the world, Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
Ladies प्यार us and my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break...

Total Drama Siblings
Starring: Wesley Lee, Yazmyn Lee, Mia Lee & Kammi Lee, and their mom
--Episode One:--
Wesley: *doing math problems on his laptop* Do, do, do, da, dee, do bee, doo.
Yazmyn: *walks in* Hey, Wes, Mom wants you.
Wesley: Tell her my sunscreen rash is going down.
Yazmyn: No, she कहा it’s about that girl, Teddy.
Wesley: Tell her to put a frickin’ मौज़ा, जुर्राब in it.
Yazmyn: K. आप get in trouble, I told ya so.
Wesley: Ok. Hey, did आप remember tomorrow night?
Yazmyn: Nope.
Wesley: It’s the math competition.
Yazmyn: So? आप enter that every year.
Wesley: Yes, but this साल आप promised...

peggy:last season on total drama world we saw chris take some people around the world and kick them out a plane only to have the money urm...well
teri:die
peggy:yea die in a hot ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी so were taking over now and this is TOTAL DRAMA THE MARRION WAY!!

*theme tune plays*

*on the gang plank*
teri:hiya im teri and this is peggy
peggy:*waves*
teri:were going to be taking 22 unlucky losers around europ on this fine beauty of a ship*points behind her* the HMS Death trap
peggy:lets meet our newbies first up Briony,Marcus and Kirby
briony:were travling on that???
peggy:YUP
kirby:*to briony* im keeping a life...

*-NOTE: This is NOT a real couple. I was really bored,and got the idea from रे XD-*
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I प्यार the way he smiles.I प्यार the way he thinks he's so big,and how he's only 4'9. I प्यार the way he keeps his head straight when nothing but shit happens to him.But I hate the way he doesn't notice how much I admire him...And lately...my admiration has went...deeper than that...
"What are आप day-dreaming about,Blondie?" The sound of his voice made me jump.Then I realized that I had been sitting at my डेस्क for 40 मिनटों after the final घंटी, बेल rang.Yet....he...

Another season of the most insane reality tv दिखाना ever has just been unleashed!

Chris: I'm Chris Mclean! and this is my show!

Chef: not really, the producers just want to दूध the दिखाना dry of all its money

Chris: quiet! Now this season will be called Total Drama Money in the Bank!

Chef: I came up with the name

Chris: what ever! 12 Contestants will be विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up into 3 teams!

Chef: the teams are Bling, Chaos and Chill

Chris: *whines* I was gonna say that!

Chef: just get on with it!

Chris: fine, lets go to the contestants!

*Camera fades to black for commercial*
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total drama island my remake

the characters

1. sierra
2. harold
3. maddi (me)
4. pixie (colecutegirl)
5. alex (colecutegirl)
6. katia (unicorns14rule)
7. duncan
8. cody
9. izzy
10. jenna (Courtneyfan214)
11. starlet(star)(noahnstar1616)
12. naomi (obssesedTDIgirl)
13. mai (GeekGirl)
14. bridgette
15. riley (colecutegirl)
16. noah
17. alejandro
18. heather
19. geoff
20. ezekiel
21. lauren (ninjacupcake88)
22. trent

teams:


killer bass: lauren harold maddi pixie alex katia duncan cody izzy jenna starlet

screaming gophers: naomi mai bridgette riley noah alejandro heather geoff ezekiel lauren trent


conflicts:

not many...

I know that my last लेख was EXTREMELY suck-ish, okay let's face it. It extremely sucked!

But, this लेख has everyone's प्रिय characters...Owen and Gwen!

Enjoy! :)
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Owen and Gwen arrived at the set from "One Flu Over the Cuckoos".

Gwen said, "Why are we here?"

Owen said, "Because I didn't know where else to go."

Gwen said, "Well I'm out of here. आप coming, Owen?" Pulls door handle. "You've got to be kidding me."

Owen said, "What?"

"The door is locked."

"Let me see." Gwen moved so Owen...

Name: Kelley Nikki Dietzerina

Age: 16

DOB: 4/21/95

Roll in story: protagonist

Height: 4"10'

Weight: unknown (is skinny)

Hair color: brunett

Eye color: blue (w/o glasses)

Hair length: down to shoulders

Sibilings: youngest of three tripletes

Looks (scale 1-10): 7

Oriantation: straight

Status: single

Grade: junior

Area of birth: Manitoba, Churchill

Raised: Nunavut, Iqaloit

IQ: 137

Bio: Kelley was always the smart one out of the three tripletes even for being the runt. Raised in a small town area too. She loved her old town, but was raised later on in the subborns- not too fun for her. She doesn't mind the change,...

Liz and Seth
by William Shakespeare

Enter Liz

Seth appears above at a window

Liz:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Chair, and Seth is the Dog.
Arise, Awesome Dog, and Kick the Great Food.
See, how he leans his Lips upon his Leg!
O, that I were a दस्ताना, दस्ताने upon that Leg,
That I might touch that Lips!

Seth:
O Liz, Liz! wherefore art thou Liz?
What's in a name? That which we call a Arm
By any other name would smell as Mean
Dost thou प्यार me? I know thou wilt say "like a इंद्रधनुष that casts a happy glow o'er all the land"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Broken....

VioletSunset: *sitting in her chair* La Di Da!^^

Aydan: *walks on stage* Haaaii!!!!:D

VioletSunset: Hi!

Aydan: Soo...wheres that ninja आप कहा would be he---

VioletSunset: I ASK QUESTIONS,YOU GIVE ME ANSWERS!!>.<

Aydan: *whimpers* Fiiine *sits down*

VioletSunset: First,who do आप want to win in the सेकंड season of TDI?

Aydan: Sapphie!!

VioletSunset: *sarcastic tone* That's a shocker. Now,who do आप want to with TDWT?

Aydan: Haarold!!!..Wait,didn't he already get voted off??

VioletSunset: Yeaaah...

Aydan: Damn! But I luved him in his Samurai outfit,I luffles Samurais!

VioletSunset: Third Question,who...

Chris:last time on total drama world tour Demon and the girls had to find pieces to their puzzle and found Duncan and her pitbull but sadly it was Corabella who remember poor Alejandro after her accident who is अगला on total drama world tour
*the i wanna be famous song*
Chris when is these new kids coming कहा Heather who is bored of being on the plane they be here soon Heather कहा Chris wondering his self soon the door flew open Good evening कहा a brown skin girl with a goth style and ईमो like girl yes good evening कहा a lighter girl with the same style like her friend let me introduce myself...

~~~~~~~~~~~~Gopher Elimination~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The last three to not have a marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो yet are: Candy,Lynn and Jared." All three gained worried looks, especially Jared. "Candy." कैन्डी caught a marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो and ate it with ease. "The अगला person to recieve a marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो is................................... Jared!" "Yes!" Jared exclaimed as he caught a marshmallow. Lynn walked down the dock of shame and sailed away on the नाव of losers.
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Ep.6-"Sucky Outdoors"

"Last time on Total Drama Island:

The campers had to perform in a talent contest! Three talents...

I was ganna do this fanfiction a while पूर्व but I couldn't because of internet problems so here it is
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-In the forest-

Maiko: *pushes bushes out of the way and slowly makes her way to the lake* "this is stupid"
Luna: *pops out of the water* "what is?"
Maiko: "HOLY CRAP!"
Luna: "what?"
Maiko: *sits down on the floor* "Who the hell are you?"
Luna: "Oh sorry, My name is Luna....whats yours?"
Maiko: *Looks at her one और time and decides to tell her* "Well आप don't look harmful so I guess I'll tell you.....My name is Maiko *she looks at her once more...

This is a story of a young girl named Samantha
Setting:After TDA(A diffrent TDA)
Theme:Romance/Tearjerker
Characters:Samantha(Courtneyfan785),Lane(princess2109),Noel(princess2109)
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Samantha sat on a rock,loseing TDA was hard for her but atleast Rochelle(princess2109) offerd to spilt the money with her.
Lane sat on the side of the lake.
Samantha started picking beautiful गुलाबी flowers.
Noel was sitting in a tree.
Samantha had a bouqet of फूल and layed them beside the rock.She sat back on the rock,took off her shoes,and dipped her feet in the water...