Going to the फिल्में and seeing a chick flick XP And then the projector came down and fell on your head. Your तारीख, दिनांक tried to get it off you, but failed, dropped it again, and knocked आप out. Then when आप wake up in the emergency room, the police come in and arrest आप for destruction of public property.
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. So-And-So, how are आप today?...uh, yes, Whatshisface and I are a little tied up right now...um...we kinda...had to go to the...eh...emergencyroom'causewegotattackedbyasharkBYE!"