टिप्पणियाँ for Nico's Blog, part two of three

HuntersRuleMonstersDrool: I'm not sure who I want to kill, आप या Bianca, well, she;s dead so you're my best option, come within a five mile radius of me and I will hunt आप down, disassemble your body, kill आप dead, bring आप back to life, then kill आप dead again.

NothingUnfixable: I've got my eyes on you

MybrohasgotithotforKG: What? This is not Travis! My bro is getting desperate.

FORPEANTUBUTTER!: Nicky, आप scare me. I go go to Annabeth now...

IheartJG: Nico, stop hitting on my half-sister, she's too old for you, and I don't care what ideas आप get, she's just humoring you

Hello, people who possibly have no lives considering you've been looking at my therapist (the very hot Sarah from the Aphrodite cabin) recommended blog. I have no clue why she hasn't दिया into the Nico charm, but she'll come around, especially when आप look this. I am currently rocking out a Three Days Grace concert, the reasons for (extreme cheesy puns)

1. It helps me tame this animal I have become
2. I hate everything about staying in one place
3. It causes me pain to do so
4. If I stay around someplace too long I won't make it out alive
5. If I say at camp I'll turn out just like Percy

Told आप they were bad puns. I have a मक्का, मकई dog that I threw at a guy that jumped off the stage, but I can't stand to see a मक्का, मकई dog abandoned so I shadow traveled to save it before it hit the ground. Now it's time for replies to टिप्पणियाँ on Nico's Blog, part two of three

Thalia, आप haven't understood that I like provocation (learned it from Annabeth sucka)? आप know, babe, how 'bout आप and me फिल्में Friday?

Leo, आप only have your eyes on Thalia

Tyson, really, I'm the punk son of Hades, आप didn't get that I scare people? And just for a little chaos, मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन is crap.

Piper, think what आप want, but no one can resist this (featuring me being rich and I have a killer six-pack), unfortunately not even some guys

Okay, after some awkward replies, I'll get onto the सवालों left द्वारा viewers of my blog, especially आप ladies out there *wink*.

TheRichReaper: Nico, why did Persephone have the urge to turn all of the guards' weapons into-what are they called? Forget-Me-Nots? And why, may I ask, is your room overgrown with roses?

Number one, Pops, your wife's insane urges are not of my concern, how am I suppose to figure out the complicated puzzle that is the female mind?

WorldPeace: I don't get it? Why don't people like my gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based कप केक simulations?

Iris, I can think, off the चोटी, शीर्ष of my head, a million reasons why.
1. It's too long, people don't pay attention
2. Sugar is what people live on
3. Eating seaweed sounds disgusting, as well as goat milk
4. I have no idea what gluten is
5. Healthy foods make teens vomit, like vitamins

ROFLisawesome: Don't forget it's all-natural! And while we're on the subject why don't people like wheat germ tea? I think it's good!

Fleecy, if anything has germ in the name of it, it's not good, especially if it has wheat in it. And we're not in England, demigods do not drink चाय in their free time, I do not even understand the concept of tea, just get coffee.

WorldPeace: I do too!

Iris, no disrespect but see the reasons above, and that was not a question.

NothingUnfixable: You're getting 25 and a doughnut, and I better not see anymore skeletons. -.- And really? You'd stab Percy? I must say, Nicky, you've taken "violent and antisocial" to a whole new level. Oh, and BTW, if आप do, then your new name will be Nicky Ninja. (you set yourself up for that one).

Leo, you've got nothing on me, does the name 'Peo' sound familiar? Burned, now, I will only accept three dozen doughnuts and 25 bucks. I have also created the Leo/Jason couple, that's what आप get when आप चुरा लिया my Mythomagic statue as a prank. Beware Nico di Angelo, Mrs. O'Leary does not take kindly to आग and आप try anything and Flaming Valdez will be put out...by saliva.

Okay, this is the end, and now I don't have to create this blog anymore! *happy dance* Oh yeah, I'm still at the Three Days Grace concert, and now they're all looking at me, crap.
Yours Deadly,
Nico di Angelo
P.S. If आप are पढ़ना this, and आप are who I think आप are, meet me at the dock at midnight on the last night, we will stare into the ocean one last time. SO WHAT IF आप CAN SEE, THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME? NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME!
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I get five वोट्स on this and I will turn this into a forum, Perseus54321 is out! Peace!