If you're an Anti-Leo, then this is for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make हीरोस die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo प्रशंसक like me, this is और for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with बिना सोचे समझे things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make हीरोस die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo प्रशंसक like me, this is और for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with बिना सोचे समझे things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King
So. For those of आप who don't get the book today and is dying to know what happens, I'll give आप a few major spoilers of the Son of Neptune...
Do not read if आप don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating या something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now
Do not read if आप don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating या something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now