शार्क Puppet vs evil gnomes

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if आप don't look like a movie तारा, स्टार because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because आप प्यार to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much खाना in one दिन you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If आप want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then आप throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if आप don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone आप may never see again या someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do आप want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if आप actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but आप say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving आप now after आप keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

हे so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if आप didnt see the पूर्व 2 parts आप have a button under the लेख 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most लोकप्रिय wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" आप promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ आप were द्वारा my side.
When I was scared‚ आप felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ आप were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ आप were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful संगीत reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...