* I didn't write this :)
1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.
3. Tell them आप require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.
4. Order a shake, and tell them आप want सूअर का मांस, बेकन with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess आप really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"
5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s...
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