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79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the दीवार without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him या her to call आप Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was क्रिस्मस Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute नाव hanging on the क्रिस्मस पेड़ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of रम into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at क्रिस्मस time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)



I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean या the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)



I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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I know. I know.. और Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..


WARNING: Disturbing Content




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, कुतिया, मतलबी mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...
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I प्यार you
Even though I don't like आप right now
I want you
Even though आप keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still प्यार you
Even though I don't like आप right now


I was tryna save us
But आप got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I प्यार it, I प्यार it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say आप need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and आप don't remember half of
The whole...
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(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If आप ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many और miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can आप see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison फूल comes uncurled.
19-Now...
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added by tanyya
1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has आप reunite a zoophile with his प्रिय horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when आप do the "right" thing, आप often end up making people's lives worse. आप give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with आप to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who आप helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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added by DisneyPrince88
Are आप bored? Do आप have the humor of a 10 साल old boy? Do आप like संगीत that doesn't have a real point? Do आप like संगीत that will make your grandma look at आप with disappointment in her eyes!? If आप answered yes to any of these सवालों then here is a सूची for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes संगीत about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John दिल - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, प्यार this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
Over decades and decades and decades...and और decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person या being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...
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added by tanyya
added by tanyya
added by tanyya
posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no फ्रेंड्स या anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls दिखाना that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little चॉकलेट sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, इंद्रधनुष कुतिया, मतलबी and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com