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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If आप have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your फ्रेंड्स come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप ask their opinion of everything.

7. After आप have your bath, लपेटें a bath towel around आप and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 मिनटों stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a प्यार scene, reach over in front of आप and cover a बिना सोचे समझे person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your सीट and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person अगला to आप and say, “you never know”....

Step one: enjoy/love/like the show, book, movie, and/or band.
Good job, that's it, you're a true fan.

One thing that just never fails to annoy me is when someone tells me (or another person honestly) that they aren't a true प्रशंसक of whatever it is they are a प्रशंसक of for having a certain opinion.

One of the most common things I get is 'you're not a true प्रशंसक because आप like the villains more'. Okay no let's talk about this for a second; the villains are a crucial part of the story. Villains are what essentially gives the show/book/movie its plot. Without villains there is no conflict and without...

Some of आप might have heard of the game Facade. those of आप who have, आप probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she कहा "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they कहा yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are और likely to become serial killers.

Everything आप see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are और likely to dream when आप are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If आप tear off paper from bottles, आप are sexually...

As many of आप know I made a सूची of 20 प्रिय animated heroes, which फैन्पॉप actually advertised on the फैन्पॉप page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous या something. Anyway just like with my प्रिय animated heroines सूची I'm going to be making a सूची of the worst animated heroes. I just प्यार to do these hate लेखाए just as much as my प्रिय ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just और fun because आप get to make और jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a टिप्पणी दे and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that आप were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes आप can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One दिन you'll ask me, "which is और important to you, me या your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing आप are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your प्यार does NOT work for that person,...

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I was thinking to share my knowledge of आइकन making using Adobe Photoshop to my फ्रेंड्स here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope आप already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!



STEP 1: Choose a picture आप want.



How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' या a shortcut CTRL+O. आप can...

My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" द्वारा Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

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A troller in a darkened room, the smell of बीयर, बियर and cheap snack fooodds. For a लोल they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...